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They have now discovered Michael Learns to Rock. I mean, please let us have ONE nice thing.

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They now discovered the "CHINESE ALPHABET" and are now teaching it to their children

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Next time I get Swedish meatballs from IKEA I’m going to serve it with a side of some random runes carved on a piece of wood and one of those deer antler masks because I watched this movie about Sweden this one time and that’s, like, their culture.

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A white woman named Karen named herself “Queen of Congee” To quote the anarcho-syndicalist peasants from Monty Python: “Well, I didn’t vote for you”

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White people discover that they can actually be useful by just showing up AND not taking all our shit

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LOLOLOLOL

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White people discover vipassana, decide they are too cool to do it properly and create a million watered down nonsense versions of it... and then discover that they don’t like it and it was never cool to begin with, because sea slugs 

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Following in the long tradition of white people claiming Southeast Asian things were built by the Romans, e.g. the city of Angkor

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Yes. Why???

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“Big Day: White people just invented samosas“ - Heidi Moore https://twitter.com/moorehn/status/1220936530270859265

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“Kimchi has its roots in South Korea as the country’s national dish...” Obviously in North Korea they don’t eat kimchi

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Wait...what, now?

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It took a while, but they have now discovered lao gan mah

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They have discovered kaya toast sets, and have combined it with atrocious writing.