whoknowsbut
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i have chickens they're awesome im called the same thing on ao3
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whoknowsbut · 1 day ago
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My friends were laughing at Morningwood the Elf's character sheet because he has the ability "detect secret doors 2 in 6" and we started thinking about what if it meant that he couldn't detect normal doors since he doesn't have the ability
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Sculpture I made yesterday
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fave genre of comment on terrible songs
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Oh….
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whoknowsbut · 1 day ago
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so like what am I supposed to do about the fact that no character will ever make me as insane as edwin payne.
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They have installed. The blue thing.
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The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.
The Warrimoo's coordinates were LAT 0º 31' N, LONG 179 30' W. The date was December 31, 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton announced, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line."
Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship's position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine's speed.
The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.
The ship's bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.
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when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.
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whoknowsbut · 1 day ago
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Ocean announcement:
little known fact but this idiot is harmless
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I'm starting to see flo ads on here so disclaimer if you're someone who menstruates and has the capacity to get pregnant do not download this app or other period tracker apps. Especially if you live in a red state. It has been reported before that Flo and other period tracker apps have given user data collected over to authorities in some cases of prosecuting people for abortions.
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I want a geiger counter for reasons that definitely do not involve going around a grocery store holding a clipboard taking ominous notes while wearing a grave expression
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