Please call your reps, Megatron somehow made it onto Earths social media sites. I can't keep him contained alone. He's armed with a blog, not dangerous (at least physically), and likely inebriated. (This is a blog for an AU version of Optimus Prime. Various bits of canon will be used to slowly create a story surrounding him. Partnersip with @fucktheprimacy)
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Steel + poison jellyfish?
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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#this was tagged with 'ruralcore' and 'southern gothic' I think i am beginning to understand :)#deer
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A leucistic moose filmed by municipal councilmember Hans Nilsson in the Värmland region of Sweden (2017) National Geographic
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If I had sweat glands I'd be sweating profusely
🌸“Can I Destroy Heaven If I’m Still Alive?” 🌸
I enjoy unhinged Elita lol
#I LOVE MY WIFE#shes so pretty#queen#Elita1#elita one#fanart#of my wife#litterally rip my sparkchamber out#days wife has been gone: 5
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Elita has been gone for four days. I don't think I can go on. I came out of recharge and made two cubes of energon and then just stared at our shared recharge station for 3 hours.
I hope that the work she is doing is far more forgiving than this distance between us. I miss her laugh. My spark aches.
#i miss my wife :(#days wife has been gone: 4#transformers optimus#optimus x elita#optimus prime#oplita#transformers g1#transformers animated#transformers prime#idw
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my girl is mad at me i hope i die
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Two latina baddies and they kiss
#EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE#transformers#optimus prime#elita 1#transformers g1#oplita#I miss my wife#days wife has been gone: 4
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New to transformers media but wow the fandom is really welcoming! Thanks guys alot of you are so nice.
Anyway G1 is wonderful. I love Elita-1 sm, seriously she was soo cool in the alpha trion episode! A total ride or die.
#MY WIFE IS SO COOL I LOVE HER#maccadam#elita 1#elita one#transformers optimus#ariel#optimus x elita#oplita#malewife x girlboss#transformers comics#transformers fanart#tf cybertron#optimus prime#chromia#shockwave#starscream#transformers g1#I miss my wife
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Just completely skipped whats in the bottom right. You know what? There's always room for another when it comes to bettering ourselves. Maybe we can meetup, however there WILL be rope involved. And servo coverings.
he keeps trying to disrupt the peace treaty signing. he’s finally been caught
#I dont want to touch him#Elita will smell the desperation and delusion if I do.#I believe in freedom for all until its whatever this is#I miss my wife#optimus prime#megatron
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So....you were the reason why we had to spend four months cleaning the Gulf of Mexico.
"Oh the core is over heating Megatron"
"Megatron we can't just *not* throw the toxic runoff into the ocean just because of the orcas"
How about you SHUT THE FRAG UP and let me LEAD FOOLS. WE ARE PROTECTING THE ORCAS WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#g1#transformers prime#idw#transformers animated#orcas#I dont know if my processor and spark can take this. I miss my wife.
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*Fails the 'I am not a robot' check One Time and immediately begins having a meltdown so bad that the Primes have to manifest to comfort him*
#Elita wont be home for another three solar cycles I cannot right now#transformers#optimus prime#maccadam#maccadams#Who let Megatron onto this site anyways?#I miss my wife.
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