The British are coming! And have slowly taken over my life...
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Friendly Reminder that Cassian’s wings got shredded because he shielded Azriel from the King🥺He sacrificed his wings....the most important thing to an illyrian not knowing whether they would heal or not...for Azriel.
#HOW DARE YOU#but also and at the same time#PROTECT AZRIEL AT ALL COSTS#right in the feels#ugh i love the bat bois a lot okay#they both deserve happiness and no suffering#acotar#queuing is the new black
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I feel seen and I'm not sure I like it
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‘tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la exter-min-ate!
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Friend: “So what’s it like being in a fandom?”
Me:
Well first you’ll be like:
And then suddenly everything’s gonna hurt like:
So then you’ll start being like:
And then you’ll go back to being like:
But then you’ll just end up like:
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Sam “The Nicest Guy in Hollywood” Heughan
My Whiksey Neat with Kristopher Hart ESPN 97.5 FM Houston
December 9, 2020
#oh hi there#you are very pretty sir#and I almost wish I could actually drink whisky#sam heughan#pardon me while I swoon#queuing is the new black
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The Princess Diaries (2001) - Dir. Garry Marshall
#honestly?#these days I’d settle for either of these 😂#the princess diaries#queuing is the new black
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“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow.”
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Alligator eyes shining in the sunset, Myakka River State Park, Florida
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Phobias are basically psychological allergies
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Baby Yoda
the child is so funny to me because he’s a weird little gremlin with unimaginable mystic powers but he’s also basically a toddler. He can pick up a giant furry space rhino with his mind but can’t climb stairs. His only article of clothing is a dish towel that’s way too big for him and people just keep picking him up and putting him places because he’s the size of a rotisserie chicken. He gets plunked down in a cockpit or a classroom or a shrimp farm and he just goes “well, guess this is my life now.” He has killed a man but if you get tired of him you can stuff him in a sack. If you leave him unattended he wanders off to eat baby cave spiders. He has witnessed 37 murders and his primary caregiver is a heavily armed religious fundamentalist whose face he’s never seen. This kid is gonna be soooooo weird when he grows up.
#no but really#poor kid#still love him tho#baby yoda#the mandalorian#star wars#queuing is the new black
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Do men realise what an inherently sexy thirst trap it is when they roll up their shirt sleeves? Its like watching a victorian lady slowly exposing her ankles.
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Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)
#it's seeing (and hearing) things like this that make me wish i hadn't developed a cat allergy#i do miss having kitties sometimes#kitty!#all of the adorbs#queuing is the new black
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#literal and figurative *heart eyes*#leslie knope#ben wyatt#leslie x ben#parks and rec#queuing is the new black
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Rhysand: *Sees the Suriel*
Suriel: .....
Rhysand:

#i legit snorted#THE SURIEL IS ALIVE AND WELL AND FUCK YOU FOR SAYING OTHERWISE#queuing is the new black
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