whomeverknorks

[whomeverknorks]

there was an elder butch at the trader joe’s today with her collared shirt tucked into her jeans and she was carrying a bouquet of sunflowers 🥹

[whomeverknorks]

running on two hours of sleep but i still can’t stop drawing the Milf

[whomeverknorks]

Donna (Lord Beneviento) cooking for date night- 6/3/86

[whomeverknorks]

[whomeverknorks]

some people would rather eat a stunning cunt, than do a cunning stunt

[whomeverknorks]

[whomeverknorks]

when you hand wash utensils you have to jerk them off and it’s humiliating

[whomeverknorks]

Telepathic wives 💚🩵

[whomeverknorks]

Never done something like this before but holy cow, this was fun!!! Took Kevin Wada’s Paper X-Men Emma Frost for joyride with some designs of my own making 🤍🩵👑💎✨

From top to bottom:

1. My X-Uniform Design

2. My X-Uniform Design (Diamond Form)

3. Oversized Pantsuit with Feathers

4. The X-Men Trilogy Style Jumpsuit

5. Cocktail & Party Jumpsuit

6. Feather Gala Party Gown

Which Emma designs you guys love the most? 🤍🩵

[whomeverknorks]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[whomeverknorks]

life is beautiful

[whomeverknorks]

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

[whomeverknorks]

the don

[whomeverknorks]

commander kuvira

a redraw of caitlyn but instead it’s kuvira :)

[whomeverknorks]

dear god,

i’m sorry i said i wanted to shoot bullets up your pussy. i appreciate that my minor inconveniences ended up being resolved in fortuitous twists of fate beyond my comprehension. thank you, god. but don’t do it again. if you do, i will kill you and anoint myself master of all things. and how would that feel, god? to be usurped by your own creation? hmm? i’ll stab you with steel forged from flames and molecules you thought into existence and take your place in the sky

[whomeverknorks]

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

[whomeverknorks]

calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation