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Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head

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US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere

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Flud, I woke up after a tough week at work and @whostarlockeda03 had dropped your artwork in my DMs cause she knows I miss shit during term time, and Oh. My. Fuck.

a) fluffy John Price, b) desperate Nikolai, c) Nik bouncing like he needs that D more than life, d) the hint of angst and denial, e) the hands. the back. the butt curve. 🔥

Anyway, cheers, mate.

I love it when y’all are just so happy to see the smut I draw, it just makes me so happy 😭😭

For reference, this is the post they’re talking about <3

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maybe i'm just not american enough but i'm getting really fed up by people - even ostensibly progressive people - holding sexual art to the kind of standards that no other art is held to. like i saw someone on bsky say that there should be conversations about what kind of art should be allowed to exist, "especially sexual", and i'm just like ???? what the fuck do you mean, "especially sexual"? why? why not violent art? why is it okay for people to create violent art just because, without needing to defend or justify it, but the moment art is sexual you need some deep reason for it that justifies its existence?

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

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figured youd all appreciate my friend's shirt

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why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

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the agony of knowing exactly what a scene should feel like and not having the words sharp enough to cut it out of me

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The NikPrice dynamic can be easily explained like this, John wants to suffocate between Nikolai's tits and Nikolai wants to leave bite marks on John's arse. They're simple men.

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ok Ghost

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*after running several laps*

Soap: God, LT must hate my ass

Gaz: I can assure you he doesn't

Soap: Pfft, yea right. How would you know?

(Earlier)

Ghost: *obsessively watches Soap run drills*

Ghost: He looks hot sweaty

Gaz: You're torturing him

Ghost: And he looks hot getting tortured

Gaz:

(Present)

Gaz: ... honestly? I don't know actually

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Soap: *laying in bed trying to sleep*

Ghost: *suddenly opens the door and stares at him*

Soap, half-asleep: Hey, Si-

Ghost: When I die I expect a fucking parade for my corpse. And I expect an minimal of ten years of mourning or I will find a way to explode your dick from hell

Soap, now fully awake: What-

Ghost: Goodnight, love ya *backs out of the room*

Soap:

Soap: *reaches for his phone*

Ghost, from the hall: Don’t call anyone, I have a request for each of them and it NEEDS to be heard from me

Soap: ... so much for going to bed on time

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real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

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John Price in the snow... I love..

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an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

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oh log we’re really in it now