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best part of princess bride is that inigo loudly and openly states to anybody who will listen that he's going to kill a guy for revenge and has been chasing this for a while and instead of anybody saying "but revenge wont bring ur father back are u really sure that killing this guy will make anything better arent u scared of regretting the one thing uve spent ur entire life chasing" they're all just like "yea dude sounds cool hope you find him" and then he does and inigo kills him and is just "aw cool my dads avenged now i can go ride off into the sunset with my friends" and i think thats actually really great. yea maybe revenge isnt always the answer but it sure does make you feel better

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OMG????? IM BACK?????? thank fuck I thought this acc was gone forever

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Harry Potter twitter is fucking mental. I mean anything twitter is absolutely fucking mental, it's twitter, but people out here ready to kill each other over headcannons could we all please just calm down 💀

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They're so silly lmao

Extra from when I do marauders era tweets:

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Albus: My brother James (the extrovert) and I (the introvert) got separated on our flight. We’re in the middle seats in the same flight row.

Albus: I’ve already apologized to the people sitting next to me like seven times.

Albus: James is sharing beef jerky with strangers and I think he’s now in someone’s wedding.

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Pansy: Hermione, come on, don’t be mad

Ginny: What’s wrong?

Hermione: Pansy didn’t know we were going on a date last night

Ginny: You didn’t know you were on a date?

Pansy: I did not—okay, I did not know! But who knows if you just wanna have dinner with me as friends or more?

Hermione: We kissed in front of my door!

Pansy: It could have been a friendly kiss between girls! I didn’t realise!

Hermione: I invited you inside, Pansy

Pansy: I’m a lesbian, it gets really confusing sometimes!

Hermione: ...

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Okay but Pansmione

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Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"

Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."

Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."

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Pansmione academic rivals

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Liking a wlw ship in a fandom that also has a popular mlm ship is just…. so frustrating

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The Girl Who Ate the Gods

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It's so sad when you don't check your wlw ship tag for weeks or even months and when you finally do it you see THE SAME POSTS YOU LIKED ALREADY

Oh goddess I just want content with girls is it too much to ask

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AU where Pansy is a photographer and needs models so she gets her bsf (Draco) and her girlfriends bsf (Harry) to pose together and constantly puts them in compromising positions

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WE AS A SOCIETY (hp wlw shippers) HAVEN'T TAKEN ENOUGH ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT "ROMANTIC FRIENDSHIPS" BETWEEN WOMEN WERE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED (and encouraged) AMONG HIGH SOCIETY WOMEN IN EUROPE IN THE 1800s AND 1900s

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yeah

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pansmione au where they just show up at a party together and everyone just loses it but they're too sappy and in love to notice

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