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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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28.05

(text by @dreamyrat)

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they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

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crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

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Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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ITS DONE!!!!!

I finally finished them after an embarrasing amount of time but I'm happy with how they all turned out :D

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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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they should invent a mcyt character who doesn’t go through the Horrors

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago