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Nothing that snaps or buttons or hooks or anything like that allowed. Oh, and the less the better.

What’s the dress code for the meeting, babe?

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My room, of course.

Where’s the meeting then?

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That a girl. You know what you're doing.

Trust me, I won’t. I would never miss a celibacy club meeting.

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@sjraymes: when you're ready come and get it na na na na
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Which is exactly why now is better than later. Come get it.

Two weeks? Damn. That’s a long time…

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Good enough for me. Don't get yourself lost, gorgeous.

Make it 35 and you’ve got yourself a deal.

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It happens. Right now. Tomorrow. Right now. Maybe two weeks from now.

So am I, but I blame my parents for that. Hm. Depends, when are you free?

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My room? About 30 minutes?

I’m a great conversationalist. I think I can handle it.

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A girl named Elliot? That's different. I like it. So, when should I expect you?

Elliot Tyler, who would love to hear more about it.

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You positive? It's a pretty serious conversation.

Sure.

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Sean Raymes, president of the celibacy club. Come to my room later and I'll tell you all about it, alright?

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I fucked this white girl, who got a pink range. And she drive fast in the slow lanes.
She got a neck tattoo, and all her clothes are new.
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@embaker: skipping first few periods to kick the ball around and clear my head. #soccerjunkieprobs

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