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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

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luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

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my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

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my tattoo finally healed up

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

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i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd