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allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
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this is something I've started arguments with people about before. So I wanna see what tumblr(or at least my followers) think
please explain in the tags or as a full reblog why you believe what you do.
Personally I'm not gonna give my opinion because that could sway people in one way or another. And I don't want that
#free will exists when there is no truely immovable factor acting on us#so it exists but only when we are not hungry tired etc.
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Mashup idea from my dad:
Dora the Explorer theme song
Walking on Broken Glass by Anne Lennox
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what age do you stop calling your dad 'dad's and start calling him by his name? on a related note, what age do you stop calling your mom 'mom'?
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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so
DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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Vote based on what was standard practice at your school, not whether you personally said the pledge of allegiance or not.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#i switched schools a lot and the schools in IN and CO recited daily (with IN elementaries also doing 2 daily patriotic songs) but TN#high schools didnt
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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>Be me
>Make bowl of panda express leftovers
>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes
>Leave bowl unattended
>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes
>Return to room
>??Bat? In bowl? ?
>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof
>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto
>Bat does so
>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window
>Bat won't let go of Churchill
>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand
>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night
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It's that time of year where I've figured out my costume for Halloween and I need some help from the cosplay/Fibre crafts ppl.
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Oh boy he’s lounging
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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