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｢𓆄｣ "How about some whipped cream to make the deal that much sweeter?"

"That seem fair?"

Aerith rolls her eyes, smiling all the while. "Can I have a cherry on top of that 'pretty please'? I think I deserve that much!"

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｢𓆄｣ "I 'unno...You're usually the one who we gotta keep an eye on." He's all too amused, though, and lifted her hand up to kiss it.

"Can I prettttty please have some?" He sucks.

"Keeping it decent is pretty hard for us, don't you think?"

"But fine. Maybe I'd change my mind if you just asked a little nicer and didn't assume you could have the snacks. I'm a simple girl."

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｢𓆄｣ "Awwh, you'd do that for me? How nice! No promises, though...But...I'll think about it!" He's just being difficult, he'll definitely be coming back with gifts!

“In that case, Frisk and I will be sure to visit her while you are gone so she does not get too lonely. . . . You should still bring us back presents.”

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｢𓆄｣ "Sure isn't! It's a solo trip."

“. . .

Damn. Foiled by your stubbornness. Is Miss Aerith going with you as well?”

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｢𓆄｣ "You're really pulling my wing here, buuuut...I gotta remeain steadfast. Maybe next time, 'kay?"

“Nuh-huh. The rule is you have to take me and Frisk with you. And buy us a present.”

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@charadrxxmxrr said: “Me. You are forgetting to take me with you.”

｢𓆄｣ "That's not how business trips work. Nice try, though."

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｢𓆄｣ "Packing for business trips is the worst...I feel like I'm forgetting something."

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｢𓆄｣ "Blue? Huh? Are you talking about my wings?"

"Whatever happened to: hi! How are you! Nice to meet you, I'm Hawks, and who might you be?" This interaction, despite how strange it was still earned a snort from the pro, it was just crazy enough to be funny.

Ah, crap, he'd said that out loud? Ryuki looked around for a couple moments, hoping Tama might give him a suggestion to bail him out, but-

"Absolutely not. You're on your own here."

"Ah, well... they're supposed to be blue, right?"

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｢𓆄｣ "Is that right? Well, a'ight!"

"I noticed, I tend to confuse a lot of people." Such is a fate, he guessed! There was no reason for him to take it personally, though. "Yep! Totally human, this is pretty normal where I'm from."

"I'm not going to bore you with intricacies, just think of me as a guy who likes to go around on lax patrols and making sure everybody's safe and the like." Just a really chill guy, actually!

"Uhhh. Yeah. That's my secret: be totally serious all the time so no one can tell when I'm fucking around."

She snickered, relieved that the guy didn't seem hold the whole thing against her. When he offered her hand, she took it into her own; giving it a hearty shake.

"I'm Susie. Good to meet ya, man." She couldn't help but tilt to the side a bit, getting a better look at the wings on his back. She had to say, as cool as it was.. he was kinda.. confusing to look at. "I mean, they're real neat, but.. sorry, what are you? You're a human, right? 'Never seen one with wings, or.. anything like that before."

He might've been bird-like, but at least he was way cooler than Berdly.

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｢𓆄｣ "Well...How can I change your mind? Let's keep it decent, 'kay? We're in the eye of the public."

"No, not publicly, at least. But I can think of a few ways you could change my mind."

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｢𓆄｣ "..."

"Im changing my mind on the next generation. Again." Why are they eating batteries?!

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D&D Without Context p2!

Average D&D game shenanigans continue. CW drugs, innuendo/suggestive content, death, murder, unsanitary, and tomfoolery

"LISTEN. If I were to be murdered horribly, I would be happy to be covered in glitter at my funeral."

"Bed gravy is an upsetting phrase."

"I don't do magic shit, but I could be persuaded to do cult shit."

"I love me a good DIY hole."

"Give me a number or else jon arbuckle will never fuck again."

"I WANT YOU TO CHUG LIKE YOU'VE NEVER CHUGGED BEFORE!"

"Every time you ask me a mechanics question, we invent a new kind of body horror that's never been seen before!"

"Sometimes the truth doesn't sound so friendly."

"I just circle my destinations on the food map..."

"Wait let me find this horny fan art quick and then I'll go in."

"I live in--[audio echoes] ignorant bliss."

"The meatball man gave me the jam."

"He's genderfluid AND a dilf."

"I've always wanted to ride a hot centaur grandpa..."

"oooohhh.... I just learned how to make acid......."

"I mean the melting kind of acid, not the drug."

"Yeah, if you don't have thumbs, you don't have to obey the laws of man."

"I like dry body horror."

"Oh, speaking of soaking-"

"I got a fever of a hundred and peeeeeeeeeee~"

"What's the point? What do you get out of child murder?"

“I won’t rest until I kill this toddler.”

"I will not die in New Jersey."

"Maybe I'm more in tune with the alkaline because I've sucked on batteries before. Gives you the nice tingly feeling."

"Why don't you get some digi-BITCHES?"

"As captain planet would say-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"That's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

"You can't hide from me. And it's probably about time you stop hiding from yourself, too."

"FUCK YOU I'M A GAMER!"

"Roll athletics to push a child."

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｢𓆄｣ "I dunnoooo...If there's a stipulation like that, it seems like there's a way for me to still win."

"Dunno. Maybe you'll find out when we get home."

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｢𓆄｣ "Oh? This is a game now?"

"That must mean there's a way to wiiiin~"

"Not if I make them somewhere else. I've got options." And just as many rebuttals as he does!

"Do you really wanna play this game? I'll make sure you don't get any!"

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｢𓆄｣ "That just means they'll be under our roof!" He truly has a rebuttal for everything!

"So kind and thoughtful, duckie!"

"Okay, I just won't bring 'em then. I'll send 'em to everyone individually by mail. Except you."

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｢𓆄｣ "Looking forward to it!"

"What's a boss if not just an employee, at the end of the day...Thanks for the permission!"

"Especially when you're being a brat. It just means I'll get my revenge later. ❤"

"Wasn't intending on them being for you. They're strictly for employees only! I do accept begging, though. A little pleading gets you places, too."

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｢𓆄｣ "Even with me being a teenie tiny bit of a brat?" Hawks hummed as she leaned against him.

"You're giving me mixed signals, birdie...First, you scold me about my snack drawer? Now...You want to bring snacks into that very business? What's your goal, exactly?"

Before she has more time to wonder about his intentions, he's taken hold of her hand. "Know what? It kinda was." That's her cue to lean against him as they start their long trek to the exit. "I had a really good time today."

"Think I could drop off some snacks at the agency sometime soon? Haven't done that in a while, I think it'd be much appreciated!"