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Jesus Christmas-
Uuummm…. Calm down with cat, go!

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.
#oh dear I have no reblog tags#uummm…#cats eating spaghetti#?#Seriously I never thought to make a re-blog tag for this blog.#I never thought I’d have to do that#get catted#cat
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Hi
Can I get a cat?
Done
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Not my photo but this is the best cat pic I saw in a long time

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No one’s gonna find me because of my current handle
how to use tumblr:
- follow the gimmick blogs. thats literally it they reblog good shit
- I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, reblog posts (dont just like them thats lame.)
- there is no algorithm.
- interact with people!!! SEND ASKS (SEND ME ASKS SEND ME ASKS)
- when blocking porn bots, mark them as spam instead of sexual content. i read somewhere on here that gets rid of them faster
- check trending every now and then to see whats going on. bonus points if spn is trending (its the only way i get news)
- get involved in fandom! thats the whole site
- make sure you are having fun :)
- hydrate
- who cares if you have followers? nobody. this is no mans land baby! live like its 2010 but 10 years later!
- if you’re really new, customise your profile. people might think ur a bot if u dont. u will get blocked
- nobody cares what you reblog. if you want to reblog 20 billion posts about loki then do it! its your blog!!!
- spread positive vibes. be nice. its not that hard.
- no ai.
- go read some yaoi nerd
- use tags, at least on original posts
- use gifs
- if you make a post and somebody reblogs your post and you like their reblog? you just liked your own post lol
- don’t like, don’t read/interact. same goes for ao3 and literally anything else. its not worth your time babe move on.
me n the gang on tumblr:
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Can you send cat pictures to yourself? Sounds stupid I know but I feel like you probably need the mood boost
Love you friend, please take care
I wish I could, but due to the fact I have taken them myself. I really can’t send myself the pictures cause I’ve already seen them multiple times.
Though I look for some cat videos to send myself. Thanks for looking out for me.
#answered#catblr#unsolicited cat pictures#I wish I could cut myself#**CAT!#I only just now noticed what voice to text did oh God
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Could you send cat pics to @coastxlwaters ? I feel like they might need some sorry if I’m being a bother
done.
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My main: @atherflame-theconcubus
My writing account: @ather-a03
I’m gonna be sending unsolicited cat pictures to my mutuals here, but if you have a request for someone to send unsolicited cat pictures to, please request.
If you want to donate cat pictures to the cause, please donate them via submission
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