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WHEN ITS COLD

AND ITS DARK

THE FREEZING MOON CAN OBSESS YOU

Local Facebook witch group report: someone wants to put out water to make moon water but is concerned it will freeze and wants reassurance that frozen moon water is just as good as non frozen moon water.

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This is a spell to bring me moneyyyyy.

I'm too cold to find a candle so I'm here doing it the old fashioned way:

ON TUMBLR

Like to charge and reblog to cast

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I can confirm this, I am the gas station trash

as a city witch, I can tell you that throwing something in a gas station trash receptacle works the same as burying at a crossroads. don’t stress over shit.

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tips for not passing out after casting spells:

touch ground (yes)

eat food (yes!!)

sit down

don't cast two spells in a row

during spell, don't say stuff like "I sacrifice my life and health, i give my life force to this spell, let me be drained of vitality so my will may be done"

no cardio immediately after

NO coffee (no)

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solomonic tomato soup 🤭

(credits to @BluehairCoffee on twitter)

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER

This is so much fun. I love the spirit. I unironically love the solomonic tomato soup array.

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Look at what I saw on Twitter!!!

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Isn't weird how in literature, magical ability is caused by genetic inheritance?

Kuz I feel like in real life, trauma is what makes you able to do magic.

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I haven't posted a shop update in awhile! Here's what's new at Portland Button Works and The Spiral House Shop for July 2022!

Wild Witchcraft: Folk Herbalism, Garden Magic, and Foraging for Spells, Rituals, and Remedies by Rebecca Beyer

Dream Divination Plants in Northern European Tradition by Corinne Boyer

The Witch At The Forest Edge: Thirteen Keys to Modern Traditional Witchcraft by Christine Grace

Witchcraft Cocktails: 70 Seasonal Drinks Infused with Magic & Ritual by Julia Halina Hadas

Magick Works: Stories of Occultism in Theory and Practice by Julian Vayne

The Beginner's Guide to the Occult: Understanding the History, Key Concepts, and Practices of the Supernatural by Deborah Lipp

The Book of Grimoires: The Secret Grammar of Magic by Claude Lecouteux

The Ancestral Power of Amulets, Talismans, and Mascots by Nigel Pennick

Grimoire Silvanus Zine Issue 6

Being Pagan: A Guide to Re-Enchant Your Life by Rhyd Wildermuth

A Witch's Guide to Spellcraft by Althea Sabastiani

Wise Dogs Tarot by MJ Cullinane

Rabbit Rabbit (on the first of the month for luck) button

Pronoun buttons (He/Him & They/Them, They/Them, She/Her, He/Him, My Pronouns are ...., She/Her & They/Them)

#CatBoss Jackie button

Orders are available for pick up in Portland, Oregon or shipped in discrete packaging across the US and around the world. Packages shipped with Priority Mail will get some extra goodies like buttons, or hand mirrors.

Upcoming 2022 Vending Events in Portland, Oregon:

August 20 - Celtic Fantasy Faire

September 18 - Columbia Willamette Pagan Pride Day

October 22 - If the Broom Fits Season of The Witch Market

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Stimulating energy vs calming energy

Opening energy vs closing energy

Gender neutral terms instead of feminine and masculine energy.

Let's face it,the whole divine masculine/feminine or masc/fem energy concept is pretty sexist.The traits assigned to each energy are based on sexist and patriarchal standards for masc and fem people.So here are some other terms instead.

Internal and External

Sun and Moon

Inside and Outside

Thoughts and Actions

You can use opposite zodiac signs

Colours that you associate with each energy

Tarot cards that you associate with energy

By all means,if you like using masc and fem then please continue,I just wanted to put the idea out there.

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I'm not active on this blog anymore but I wanted to boost this post

Looking for witchy blogs

I've come back from a veeeery long hiatus and I want to keep an active blog, but my dashboard is incredibly dead.

Please like and/or reblog if you're a witchblr of any kind! <3

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Gender Magic

I noticed that there were only small pockets of posts on helping ease dysphoria or helping you feel more at home with your gender/identity so I decided to compile what I could here!

TERFS are not welcome to interact with this post. But, I always seize the opportunity to block gross people!

Spells (dysphoria):

Dysphoria healing spell

Dispelling dysphoria

Dysphoria spell bottle

Gender protection jar

Voice dysphoria glamour

To stop chest dysphoria

Menstruation dysphoria tea

Spells (gender identity):

Gender affirmation spell

Gender orientation validation spell

An enchantment to be seen as the gender you identify with

Gender clarity switch

Gender euphoria incantation

Confidence mirror glamour

Glamour to prevent misgendering

Sigils:

Dysphoria is banished

I am free of dysphoria

I do not have gender dysphoria

Dysphoria does not effect me

Relieving dysphoria for trans people

My gender is accepted

My voice gets deeper

For feeling more masculine:

Glamoured masculinity potion

The emperor’s reform spell (to strengthen masculine energies)

Bath spell for transmasculinity 

Dapper magic

I am full of masculinity sigil

I look more masculine sigil

For feeling more feminine:

Potion for trans-feminine people

Glamoured femininity potion

The empress reclaim spell (to strengthen feminine energies)

I appear feminine sigil

My appearance is feminine sigil

Increased femininity sigil

For feeling more non-binary (any “non-traditional” gender):

Androgynous glamour

My body is an agender body sigil

Non-binary confidence sigil

Ambiguity / Androgyny / Genderlessness sigils

General:

Dysphoria tarot spread

Crystals for dysphoria

Gender identi-tea

Other resources:

@sylvaetria‘s masterpost

@witchy-woman‘s LGBT masterposts [masculine] [feminine]

@magicusersresource‘s masterpost (spells for trans and nb folks)

@neurodwitches‘ masterpost (dysphoria and witchcraft)

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My roommate sent this to me…..

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I don't know shit about bombs but I know candles. And that's a fucking candle

In tonight’s protests-meet-police-corruption news, Seattle PD hits peaceful protestors with pepper spray and flash bangs and then Tweets a photo of candles literally labeled “candle” and claims they’re IEDs. Entire population of Twitter drags them.

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*puts moonwater in humidifier* me: Witchcraft.

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✨ beginner polytheist tips✨

I notice a lot of new polytheists and aspiring devotees asking what to do to find their deities/feel closer to them/talk to them/etc, so I thought I’d share somewhat in detail what has helped for me when I chose to put my faith in them - aside from prayer and divination

🌱🔸make plans/rules for yourself and follow them. habit forming is a stepping stone to worship. for me, if I don’t do anything else faith-driven, I at least ring my chime. It doesn’t have to be so obvious, try to work it into your normal routine

🌱🔸just about anything can be an offering! buried offerings are my biggest but writing, brushing your teeth, self control, treat yo’ self, baths, your blog, video games with character select any video games, photos, playlists - you name it. if it makes you think of them, it honors them

🌱🔸on the other hand - if you feel they are stubbornly distant, study them more, try new offerings, look elsewhere. do you have pop culture icons that remind you of someone without inherently representing them? has something at the store been catching your eye? dig deep, follow your gut!

🌱🔸if they do at all, they will not likely present predictably. they have shown themselves to me through physical objects, in birds, in the sunlight between the blinds, in baths, the melodies of my heart, and I suspect endless other variations. but never once did i expect it

🌱🔸 rainfall can be an excellent tool for communication. speak/pray to your deity and listen to the shift in the weather for responsive gestures

🌱🔸 new moons are good for being noticed! light candles to illuminate yourself, talk to them full moons are good for noticing them! turn out/dim the lights and let yourself be overwhelmed

🌱 🔸can’t bury/burn food? don’t like throwing away offerings? your deity might prefer that you eat it for them! if you have strange cravings or see something new, indulge! even if you don’t like it, you tried it for them and tbh that’s just as special

🌱🔸if you’re having trouble branching out, ask your current deity what they think of other gods you are interested in. pay attention when you reread their summaries, was there someone who stuck out this time? don’t forget, the lore is not a set in stone representation of their behavior/interactions with others but it’s important to still be mindful

🌱🔸 if you are trying to use divination, ask your tools what they think of your deities/reach out to a third party diviner some readings might be more willing (and more helpful!) than others.

🌱🔸 if you can’t lucid dream/astral travel (like me) give daydreaming a try! concentrate on what it would look like if you had a meeting spot with your deity. picture what you would wear (if anything), how large or small they are, setting details, lighting, etc. then lose yourself in that world during mediation, chores, walks, right before bed, whenever you can zone out

🌱🔸 if you still can’t, fake it til you make it. improvise with nature sounds, sit in the dark (if you’re okay with that), watch optical illusion gifs, anything that can get your mind creating. take notes on your theories and keep track of what you’ve tried.

🌱🔸 limited supplies? pick from what you’ve got save old jewelry for charms, grab your spare crystals, trinkets you’ve held onto for years, and you can use divination - or my personal favorite “just guess” what they might like. interacting with their item could help form those bonds

most importantly- keep them in your thoughts! you don’t have to do any of these things at all to connect with or find your deity. in fact, I have tried all of these countless times and still not reached some in particular. you might find your own method along the way and that’s all the more special.

remember that whomever they are, they love you already and they know you’re trying

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I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters. This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.

(UPDATE: Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes)

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catch me driving 90mph down the freeway with a yankee candle burning in the passenger seat