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Hey what's up I haven't touched this account in years

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A pinup of Keenan and NPC from a campaign I play in 💜

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I dunno if anyone will even see this but I don't really use Tumblr anymore (obv) if you still want to see more art from me please follow my Twitter @withinjupiter or my insta of the same name. (some current art pieces)

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If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, I’d stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time he’d shake my hand, I’d immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; I’d also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as we’re going in for the shake I’d already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? I’d be the target of Turnip’s angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they don’t understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. I’d be an international hero for washing my hands.

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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idea: andrew and neil referring to the cats as literally any other animal than a cat neil: did you pick up the salamanders from the vet andrew, as sir and king run into the room chasing each other: no i left them there neighbor: oh pets? what do you have? andrew, as neil unfolds his wallet photo of the cats: an iguana and an illegal elephant

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“You are a pipe dream.” - Nora Sakavic, The King’s Men

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(don’t repost) memory of two

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time to remember how to draw by going back to books i read as a teen huhu

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jedhans space dads  ☆

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"Neil left as fast as he could, but he only made it as far as the hallway. As soon as he shut the door behind him, his legs locked, and he grabbed desperately at the wall. A spike of panic wrenched his stomach into his throat. He dug the side of his hand into his mouth so hard he tasted blood."

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Merrill

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"Is that all?" she whispered.

Gansey closed his eyes. "That's all there is."

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