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Klaus: Go fuck yourself

Zeus: Fuck me yourself you coward

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Liz: *cozies up to literally any guy except Klaus*

Klaus:

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Liz: *casually rewinds time so she can try out dating every guy she's met*

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I love... Elias's love for his brother... 😭

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Me @ Leon

Anime character: *has long white hair*

Me:

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Shall We Date: Wizardess Heart+ Asks

❤️ Favorite route?

💔 Least favorite route?

🙂 If you could be besties with any character, who and why?

🌄 Night class or day class?

😭 Route you want that hasn't (yet) been released?

👍 Which character do you relate with the most?

💞 Who needs a sequel that hasn't (yet) gotten one?

🎉 Which friendship between two characters has your favorite dynamic?

🎁 Favorite spin-off?

🐱 Favorite animal character?

🍑 What character do you think doesn't get enough attention?

🖌️ Favorite CG art?

🍬 Sweetest moment?

🌸 How long have you been playing?

☘️ How did you discover Wizardress Heart?

🍒 Do you play any other Shall We Date games?

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Serge, listening to Chocolate by the 1975: I love this song.

Klaus: You know that song is about weed, right?

Serge: It is not! Is it?!

Klaus: Elias used to listen to it a lot, but he stopped when he realized it wasn’t actually about chocolate.

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Alfonse, listening to the same song: This song is the best.

Klaus: It’s about weed, you know.

Alfonse: Yeah, I know. I grow it, so…

Elias, from the other side of the academy: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!

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Same

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Klaus: *Takes out a box of chocolates.* Here, take these. They’re almost as sweet as you.

MC: Aw, thank you Kla- wait, are you flirting with me?

Klaus: Have been for the past year. Thanks for noticing.

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I'll never get over the fact that Klaus is the middle child in his family, like it's just so perfect.

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Schuyler: Christmas is cancelled.

Merkulova: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Schuyler: Keep it up, Loran, and you will lose New Year’s.

Merkulova: What does that even mean?

Schuyler: Randolph, take New Year’s away from Loran.

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Klaus: *mockingly* Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?

MC: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... oh...

Klaus: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll stop acting like an asshole.

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Randy: Why would anyone ever eat anything besides sweets?

Klaus: People are idiots, Randy.

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@incorrectwizardessheart offers yet again a splendid drawing idea.