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me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."
friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."
lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.
McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.
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nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy
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pistachios are a classic "two bowls" kind of snack
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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various useful nba quote graphic memes some more real than others. some more nba than others
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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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the only good purchase i’ve ever made was spending too much money for a cel from this fucking song
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