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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

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Who that man

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put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs

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this man does NOT know how to sit in a chair correctly

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a bad dream?

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

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“Millions of users” there’s 100 people max on this website

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your loudest barista should shout out the names. do not give this task to your quietest barista who breathes out the names like morning dew gracing the leaves

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Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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I bet trapping someone in a painting is reallyyyyyy fun

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at meal times i like to use my molars to crush seeds and fibrous vegetables, while my incisors handle any puncturing or tearing required