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The things I did for this Mareep.....I love her

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I'm at over 15,000 encounters in Chargestone Cave with no shiny, so I made a C Gear skin about it

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject

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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

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an underrated part of the Flash Game era was the sheer amount of copyright infringement going on. you could straight up have mario murder koopas with a shotgun and nobody would stop you. nowadays if you make a fangame perfectly in compliance with their brand standards Nintendo will send a deep web hitman after you

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I've been enamored by this post ever since I saw it so I decided to voice it

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It's so fucked up that harpies are enemies in most rpgs.

They're literally girls.

If my world saving quest involved killing pretty bird girls, I'd decide the world probably isn't worth saving.

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Ok but why did Texas Monthly Magazine just casually make some of the most gorgeous King of the Hill art I've ever seen (X)

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I like to imagine these two dated.

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CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

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(meekly) can’t wait to inherit the earth…

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Peace and love on planet earth.

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It’s called WisconSIN not WisconVIRTUE, now are you gonna help me fuck my way through Green Bay or not?