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whatever you do don't ever think about how the literal DEATH is crying over agatha harkness dying

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I’m going to say the quiet thing out loud

Rio was the real victim here.

Rio lost the most.

Rio deserved better.

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In the end, all roads lead to me

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maybe Death isn't so bad... she's certainly hot

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Rio is just here for the ride 😎🤟🏼

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;)

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;)

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since all the episode titles are from the ballad i’m prepared to be completely unhinged when one of them is I hold Death’s hand in mine

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first met // bering & wells + root & shaw

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So Jac confirmed that Alice is DEAD dead?? I might as well join Alice💀

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i need them badly

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trying to be normal about the fact that people think 1) señor scratchy was a gift from Rio or 2) Agatha named him señor scratchy because it reminded her of the two people she loved the most (her son and her Spanish speaking WIFE)

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A thought that popped up when I was discussing with someone today:

Rio is most likely the one in possession of this photo (I don't think Agatha would let anyone else have a photo of her honestly), and since photography was invented after 1820s, if Agatha and Rio had met in 1693 after the Salemites were killed they would've spent at least a century together🥺

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WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THIS WAS PATTI LUPONE YOUNG?! I LITERALLY JUMPED AROUND AND BIT MY PHONE SHES SO FUCKING HOT

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yeah ive memorized the fight scene conversation. sure ive memorized the "she is my scar" monologue. indeed ive memorized the "well her mother cant have her" scene. but pshhh who said i was obsessed with agathario.

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Someone on twitter pointing out that Rio was game for physically punishing Agatha because she can easily heal physical wounds but wasn't okay with emotional punishment because she couldn't heal those and now I will go curl up in the fetal position and cry