wolfhedge

[wolfhedge]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[wolfhedge]

they hate each other.

[wolfhedge]

hot croc bun

patreon | twitter

[wolfhedge]

[wolfhedge]

ships doomed by the narrative… i’ll never get tired of you

[wolfhedge]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[wolfhedge]

I'm the guy who goes under rain clouds and pokes holes in them with a long stick to get the water going

[wolfhedge]

talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die

[wolfhedge]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[wolfhedge]

jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

[wolfhedge]

Biscuits and scones are two beautiful sisters. Whose father is the dependable and humble hardtack.

[wolfhedge]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[wolfhedge]

INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY

[wolfhedge]

lately i have found rats in my bed but they seem chill so i just go to sleep. did you know waking up with scratch marks on you means a demon is near

[wolfhedge]

on my computer looking at immies (cute word for images)

[wolfhedge]

ima go on a walk but first ill check my endless tumblr dash

[wolfhedge]

held on til may. now what