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What if...

some hyper-intelligent giant life-forms that would rather recognize us as mere objects (due to them perceiving us not more intelligent as we perceive stones due to the huge difference) on their first couple of contacts. Would they have conversations like this (broken down into an inferior earthen language loosing most of the inherent genius)?

1: Just look at those things. How funnily they move around. I like watching them.

2: Is there some pattern to the movement? They are organic aren’t they?

1: Oh you see them for the first time? Well...there are primitive patterns in the movement and yes they are organic. See this one? *teleports human being into his hand* The hull is very fragile and the construction is lacking in many aspects as those things are quite young in the evolutionary system of this planet.

2: I see, give it to me; I will handle it with care.

1: You absolutely must! If you break the hull they will loose red liquid and stop moving after some time if too much runs out. After that the hull will deteriorate quite fast and only the harder inner structures remain.

2: Fascinating...they remind me of the Glaglak they tell you about in Makwabim.

1: Didn’t think about that...but I think that’s a goof comparison. Wow...stop moving it around so fast! It doesn’t react well to acceleration! See it lost much of its moving capability.

2: Oh no! I didn’t want to destroy it!

1: It’s not destroyed; the Arkwib say it is a result of the red liquid being forced out of the small rounder part on this side due to the acceleration. If it flows back fast enough the thing will start moving again.

2: I am relieved. Does it feel pain...I mean...it obviously reacts to pressure but...you know what I mean...

1: Dude...I came here just one Kimla before you. I am by no means an expert.

But they said that they would probably upload a complete report until Warkam.

2: Man...I love working for the scientific exploration department...the work never ceases to amaze me! Well I gotta go again, I have to prepare the machines for Arflam. *places human being on ground again, which immediately starts to move around in an even more disturbing pattern than before*

Oh, you were right, it is moving again. I am relieved; I was really worried.

See you around!

1: I told you...but yeah: see you around! Have a nice one!