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They'd seriously die without each other

(Superman/Batman(2003-2011) Issue #2)

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Bruce, proudly: I slept. Clark, worriedly: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Jason, freshly returned from the Lazarus: *spends hours meticulously placing bomb on Batmobile without Bruce noticing only not to ever detonate it because it wasn’t teenage angsty enough*

Bruce, finding bomb when washing the car three weeks later: what the actual fuck?

—— three years later——

Bruce: I still don’t get how it got there.

Jason: your midsection? It’s called aging, men tend to lose muscle tone and gain fat Bruce, don’t worry. Some women like it, they call it a dilf.

Bruce:

Jon: my dad calls him that.

Bruce: I’m not talking about my stomach- which is more toned than ever! I’m talking about the bomb!

Jason, excitedly sitting up: where?

Bruce: not here!

Tim: duh, so where? Somewhere near by?

Tim glances towards the window he sits by, begins to peak out through blinds for any bursts of lights.

Tim, in a deeper tone: can we see the explosion from here?

Bruce punches his nose.

Bruce: three years ago I found a bomb under my car. I don’t know how it got there.

The boys all glance at Jason briefly. Bruce pauses as Jason just whistles while getting up from the sofa, turning away.

Bruce: I should have realized. All of the criminals around here are too idiotic to have been able to pull something off like that.

Dick: and Jason isn’t?

Tim: I think it takes an idiot to have the patience to do something like that. He has one brain cell and it plays the mission impossible theme song on repeat.

Jason, on the other side of the room playing drums with pencils against Jon’s back: dun dun dundun dun dun dundun dun dun dundunn dun dododoooo dododoooo

Bruce: does Clark really call me a dilf?

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Evacuation

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My first SuperBat art HAD to be cake ofc

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#SuperBat ☀ : Bruce is so kind… I made a mistake, and he gave me a reward. 😭😫😍🥰

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#Superbat 😌 I really love Clark’s blue eyes.

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What did Alfred say

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“Bruce doesn’t know how to cook” “Bruce doesn’t make his own bed” have you considered the possibility that Bruce knows how to do all of those things but lets Alfred do them anyway because if he doesn’t, the whole Manor falls apart?

Bruce lets Alfred make the bed because after the close call with Killer Croc last night it’s either crisp folded sheets pressed to perfection OR Alfred goes deep into the Gotham sewers with a rifle, a belt of flash-bangs, and 30 years of unresolved overprotectiveness.

let the man cook. literally, please let him cook something.

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flashbang that billionaire

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one must imagine teenage girls who are actually fully grown men

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bruce let clark do his makeup this time

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When your bf is a yapper

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World's silliest

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안경 벗으면 미소녀 슈퍼맨

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.