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Kevin jumps when he hears the bathroom door slam open. He swore he locked it. He scrubs soap off his face, peeking out from behind the shower curtain, and swears.
"I locked that door," he snaps at Neil.
"I picked it," Neil retorts, standing in front of the toilet. "I'll be done in a second." When Kevin doesn't go back to showering, Neil gives him an annoyed look and asks, "Can you stop staring at me? I can't go with you watching."
"Then go somewhere else!"
"I have to go really bad!"
"Go use Boyd's bathroom!"
"This is closer!"
"Are you fucking...?" Kevin trails off, grumbling under his breath, and ducks back into the shower. He yelps a few moments later when Neil flushes the toilet. "GODDAMN IT, NEIL!"
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the trope I love is Peter doing his typical SI field trip and Tony coming back injured and exhausted from a mission and interrupting the field trip bc he just wants his love and to curl up with Peter and the rest of the class is just “?????” bc why is this billionaire hero just casually stumbling in and going to sleep on orphan nobody Peter Parker’s lap????
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Kevin finds Andrew's glasses sitting on the kitchenette counter. He stares at them for a good ten seconds before curiosity gets the better of him, and he slowly picks them up.
Looking through them, the entire room becomes too blurry for him to make out anything, and his eyes begin to hurt. He turns as the door opens, looking over the glasses at Andrew.
"Your eyesight is shit," he says, holding the glasses out to Andrew.
"Phenomenal observational skills," Andrew says sarcastically, snatching the glasses out of Kevin's hand, and walks out of the room. "They should really study that big brain of yours," Andrew adds before shutting the door.
"Whatever."
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"sectumsempra was too violent!!" james potter deserved to get murdered by severus. btw
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
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Warning : Cuntboy, Old man/Younger man (on slightly underage side).
It's been a while since I wrote something so if there's any mistake sorry 😔
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Peter knew the moment he had Mr.Stark in his bedroom- No, wait ! The moment he got bitten by that spider, his life had never been the same.
He fought aliens (Purple), befriended aliens (rainbow color), fucked an alien and many more strange things had happened.
But in a million webs, he could never expect that his dick was gone !
It was gone !
Instead he got a freaking-Urgh Pussy...
An actual pussy, that like straight from porn that he saw yesterday.
Peter groaned as he peaked through his fingers to look at his naked lower body, through the mirror he can see cute lips enveloping his small clit (used to be his DICK !!!) He can see his pubis was entirely shaved, the faint rosy color painted over his labia inviting and deceptive as a forbidden fruit.
"Urgh..." Peter bit his lips, he closed his eyes and slid one of his hands down downward.
His fingers brush over the clean shaved pubis, the skin there was soft and warm to his hand, he descended a bit more... The tip of his finger quickly touched his clit. A wave of electric was sent through his spine, all the blood vessels were heated up and focused on his lower body and increased his sensitivity.
"Ah" Peter moaned out loud, his knees bucked and he collapsed to the ground.
His eyes were red with unshed tears, lips wobbling.
"Fuck...i-is this how" He breathed out, "they feel ?"
He cursed out again feeling as his vulva was oozing something out. He felt wet.
Peter quickly dug his head down in shame, his ears were all red.
"Fuck me... I'm screwed"
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Recently, Tony noticed something strange but he didn't dare to speak out.
As the engineer and designer of Peter's Spider-Man suit, Tony made sure that every time his boy would be well protected and his needs were well accustomed.
A heater for his incapable thermogulation.
A GPS connected to SI satellites to track and help his boy.
An AI as his assistant.
Baby monitor protocol, training wheels protocol, etc
He had it all, Tony had it all.
But he noticed it, for about 2 weeks, Tony often saw Peter walking strangely when wearing the suit and somehow it was a bit loose at his private area. He was pretty sure his boy didn't shrink or grow up, otherwise Karen would alert him because he needed to rebuild the suit immediately, his boy was sensitive, any rubbing to the fabric could make his skin red.
But Peter didn't say anything so Tony didn't dare to press further, I mean would it be a privacy invasion if he just stood up and asked if his boy's penis shrink ?
God, he sounded like a pervert.
He swore this is for the boy's own good.
It will be dangerous if the suit caused any discomfort for Peter.
So Tony took matters in his hands to investigate why wasn't his boy saying anything.
Anytime Peter was swinging to the Tower, Tony took the time to observe the suit while distracting the boy with snacks and juice box.
The suit fit him well, the Iron spider enveloped his body so tight that Tony could see every curve, slope, the entire shape of Peter's body. His lithe figure, long legs, good chest, tight waist that Tony swore he could use one palm and he'll be able to grab it and pound- Stop
He really needed to stop to think about his young protégé.
Tony internally groaned.
So anyway, that was the only area that didn't fit his boy.
"Peter, I had an alert from Karen's saying your suit was damaged. Would you mind showing me where ? We could fix it together before your next patrol"
Tony said.
Peter's stunned, his whole body tensed up and his eyes darted everywhere but on Tony. He stuttered.
"A-ah...yes, um, it's not that bad...we don't need to fix it right away. The weekend is in 2 days, we could spend it to fix my suit after, May will go out with her friends during weekends so I can stay with Mr.Stark as late as I want!"
By the end of his sentence, Peter sped up even more as his hands started to fiddle around, a faint blush spreading on his face.
Tony raised an eye brow, he loved hearing his boy babblings but for his boy's safety he had to stop his boy and see for himself.
"Peter, we've discussed this before." Tony put his hand on Peter's shoulder, he winced seeing his boy shook a bit.
"If you die, I feel that's one me and if you get hurt, I also feel like that's on me too. I've built the suit and you did too, it's for protection, the idea of a billion dollar suit is to protect the person inside of it - the one that costs more than anything."
Peter gasp, he took Tony's hand off his shoulder and nodded.
"I-im sorry Mr.Stark." Peter looked up to Tony, his doe-eyes shining shot through Tony's heart, god can't describe how much he loved those eyes.
Tony waited for Peter to strip but his boy didn't strip in the lab that he was used to, the boy walked out and entered his room in the Tower.
"FRI," Tony turned around "Pull up the video feed, do not let Peter know. Get me his vitals, inner scan and everything"
Soon a Holo screen was up to his eyes, he saw Peter locked his room and looked around like he was checking for someone. He shot a look at the boy's vitals, except for his body's high temperature (after patrol) his boy was perfectly fine.
Peter breathed out, and started to strip away his suit, slowly... The nanites retracted showing inch by inch of his boy's delicate skin. Tony can feel his mouth watering. The nanites slid down to reveal a-a pink bow white panties?
Tony choked on his coffee.
He took a double look, it was indeed a pink-bow white panties. Since when did his boy wear panties? Moreover... There wasn't a bulge, the panties sit perfectly neat between his boy legs, he zoomed in, he could see that the fabric was a bit cheap and thin so it clung to his private area more... shaping a triangle, with two lips.
Was that ...
Tony felt like his face was heating up, every blood shot to his dick.
His boy ... His baby boy. God, he was sure Peter was a boy, how is this possible ?
His thoughts were cut, as the scene changed, he saw Peter murmured something and then pulled the panties down, he saw Peter's slick slid down his thighs, the patch on his pink bow white panties was wet. His pussy was shaved, the slick continued to drip down his thighs, Peter quickly closed his legs, also closing the heavenly scene that Tony was eating up.
Peter walked over his bag and pulled out a small bag that stored a pack of clean white panties, those that you could buy for$ 5 a pack. He threw his panties in another bag and dries up his wet pussy with a cloth and put a new one on, Peter turned around. His plump ass was covered but the edges still revealed a part of his ass.
The boy put his clothes on and took the suit out.
Tony turned off the holo screen and pretended like he was busy. Soon enough he heard the footsteps and Peter walked in, his face was a bit flustered, he shyly handed over the suit to Tony, his eyes were glued to the suit.
Tony was confused. He laid the suit down and traced his fingers over it, when his fingers reached the suit crotch, he felt a wetness and sticky feeling washed over his fingers tip.
Ah...he understood.
He pretended like it was nothing and continued his examination. Peter's body stopped tensing up immediately.
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Like a child who found his new toy, Tony was obsessed with Peter's new transformation.
He stocked up the boy's drawer room in the Tower with pink bow white panties, the one he personally had ordered.
He observed that the boy didn't dare to take up, any, when he got asked he simply replied saying that the cleaning lady took care of the guest room. Maybe she was wrong assuming the guest he had was a girl, he loved it when Peter became a blushing mess. The boy didn't say anything afterward but reluctantly accepted "the kind cleaning lady" and took the panties to his use. Tony switched off a few more times, from cute pink bow white to red and gold then to lacy ones. The boy quickly found himself enjoying them much to his pleasure. Tony even put a body length mirror in his room for him to check out his panties.
But what he loved the most was when Peter got on to the floor and cleaned up his messy pussy that kept leaking slick everywhere, it seemed like not a single panties fabric can put up with his body's overly sensitive pussy - it kept rubbing on every panties and left them a wetting mess.
Time like this his boy would get down onto his knees and take a dry cloth and gently dap on his pussy, Peter often did it in front of the mirror for a better view.
The cloth brushed over his clit when his legs were spread wider sending a wave through his spine, his boy's eyebrows frown up, rosy lips were opened panting in silent, sometimes his boy was too exhausted by endless tortures that his hand slipped and the cloth went over his pussy in a harsh motion. Peter would moan out loud, Tony played it on repeat each time.
It started so simple, a pair of watchful eyes turned into straight out palming his cock while watching his protégé cleaning his wet pussy.
Then Peter will throw the cloth away.
Little did he know, those weren't actually thrown away...
Tony was thirsty, like a man trapped in the desert begging for an oasis unknown.
He got drunk on every video feeds.
After the first week, he initiated more touches that he's ever been with Peter - watching the boy's body tensed up and his legs wobbling, Tony knew his boy was slicking himself. Be a good boy for Tony.
A hand on his lower back, one on his nape.
His waist, his shoulders, his flat belly that Tony was sure will bulge up once he put his cock in there.
Peter will look pretty impaled on his cock.
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Nicky, after graduating and moving back to Germany, probably tells his new friends and coworkers about his and Erik's love story, how they managed a long distance relationship when Nicky moved back to the US to raise his baby cousins.
And how much he loves and misses those little guys.
That he was in the states for about 7 years to see them through graduation.
Everyone's imagining little kids that Nicky took care of until High School.
Until he shows them a recent picture from Aaron's graduation. They assume they're going to see young 20-something fresh out of undergrad.
They are flabbergasted to see that it was a doctoral graduation, and those "little guys" are a doctor and 2012 Olympic gold medalist Andrew Minyard.
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Someone on tiktok said Andreil was Wolfstar, Neil was Remus and Andrew was Sirius
I had to turn the phone off
#aftg#andreil#this is hate btw#SIRIUS BLACK COULD NEVER BE ANDREW MINYARD#remus and neil ??? why because they have scars#they lived very different lives just because they both suffered from things they couldnt control doesnt mean theyre similar#wormi.originals
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severus only goes to the gym to act as weights for sirius
#sirius doing pushups and sev's sitting on his back like “im so bored. you suck” and sirius is 2 seconds away from bending him over one of#the benches#what who said that
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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already
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