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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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Edit: at the suggestion of @fritzllang, I have made a playlist! It has these fifteen songs, but I might add some others too.
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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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thank you sam reich for making brennan lee mulligan flirt with brennan lee mulligan
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