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coffee mug for people who are doomed that says Don't Talk To Me Until It's Too Late

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Cerrin, I'm not here to judge or anything, But how did you and Dracma end up as moirails? You two are just so incredibly different. :0!

CERRIN: YEAH, YOU'D BETTER HOPE YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO JUDGE!!! NEITHER OF US TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE MEDDLING IN OUR BUSINESS!!!

DRACMA: yeah

DRACMA: ce7 is just in it f97 the c9at th9ugh

CERRIN: IT'S NOT LIKE I GET ANYTHING ELSE OUT OF HANGING AROUND WITH YOU, GEEKFANG!!! >8P

DRACMA: yeah well the 9nly thing i get 9utta y9u is a fuckin headache s9 i guess we7e in the same seafa7in vessel he7e aint we

CERRIN: YEP!!! >8]

CERRIN: OKAY, ENOUGH JOKING AROUND!!! WE MAY BE DIFFERENT, BUT WE GO TOGETHER LIKE GRUBSAUCE ON CEREAL!!!

DRACMA: neithe7 9f th9se things g9 t9gethe7

DRACMA: but yeah

DRACMA: may as well call it a m9i7allegiance 7ight

CERRIN: RIGHT!!! >8D

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sorry i think its funny yhat i introduced these two first and they literally could not have less in common

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and the thing is bill wibbly being a teetotaler really does add a new dimension to the story. vityaz has an underlying but intentional Cool Christian Youth Pastor* inspiration/theming and that's what it ties into. which iis also why he's in a monogamous relationship with kalium (THIS IS A JOKE)

*and yes, with all that implies, he is literally troll christian lol

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I rlly like that post about taking troll addictions seriously again. bringing back lustra's mirror ocd immediately

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1. I don't even know if brandon sanderson is like this i just assume he is. sorry Brandon

2. post prompted by the fact that I thought about posting ' did you guys know vityaz is strictly sober' for no reason

making ocs does this thing to me where i start dropping lore at random thinking i'm a famous sci-fi fantasy author giving out trivia to crowds of adoring fans at cons like *smirks smugly*did you know Bill Wibbly is a teetotaler expecting everyone to be astonished for how smart I am and how this new bill wibbly information adds a whole new dimension to the series in retrospect

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making ocs does this thing to me where i start dropping lore at random thinking i'm a famous sci-fi fantasy author giving out trivia to crowds of adoring fans at cons like *smirks smugly*did you know Bill Wibbly is a teetotaler expecting everyone to be astonished for how smart I am and how this new bill wibbly information adds a whole new dimension to the series in retrospect

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i love indigo bloods so much

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i think in 2025 homestuck needs to take a sharp turn into taking the trolls' weird alien substance addictions seriously. nobody will ever be able to deny the vriska redemption arc ever again once they see the heartbreaking flashback to the time terezi had to check her into youth rehab after a week long bender smashing not just 8balls but 9balls and 10balls too

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

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me and my evil boyfriends call that the polycruel

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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this is so compelling

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I forgot this one

i want your best oc memes on my desk and i want them YESTERDAY

traces/slapping horns on a picture are valid. just reblog and fuck up my notifs with your ocs. lets GOOOO

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huge: i also redrew the levitating pizza image

i want your best oc memes on my desk and i want them YESTERDAY

traces/slapping horns on a picture are valid. just reblog and fuck up my notifs with your ocs. lets GOOOO

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if you really liked me you’d let me hunt you in the woods over the course of several days