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wild suggestion from you of all people

I appreciate you all but.. this is concerning. Might I suggest therapy?

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youre not alone because im in your walls :) can you turn up the ac its hot in here

You are never alone. This world is full of people and even if it's just one person there is always a person who has your back. Always, even when you think there isn't.

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Would just like daughters to know I love them.

That is all.

Today is emotional day.

Would love to chat.

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

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$20/hour?? yknow what? what the worst that can happen

As your President, I’m committed to building a team that reflects the strength, resilience, and heart of this country. I’m officially opening up new positions in the White House.

We're hiring across a range of roles:

Policy Advisors – Starting at $95,000/year

Communications Staff – Starting at $70,000/year

House of Representatives – Starting at $85,000/year

Interns – $20/hour, with housing stipend available

Interviews will start @ 2:00 PM CST.

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Let me eat somebody. Please.

Let me eat a guy. Just oneeeeeee time. Or like pardon me if I get into jail for eating somebody.

No.

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meow

meow

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hold up isnt surge an actual person

Good mutant names for someone who manipulates energy?

Well, your mutant name should be unique and feel right. Since it's your name! And your name doesn't always have to be relevent to what you can do

However! Some ideas for an energy manipulator:

Surge, Flux, Aetherwave, Ripple, Golden, Vita, Animata, dynamism

Hmmmmmm I'm really bad at this! - M.🦇

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👍

GUYS IM ENGAGED

@official-buckybarnes @multiverse-peterbparker

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @the1-and-only-peggycarter @thebestmerc-1 @loganschuchuzinho

@l0uis-e @rosaline-wilson @natt-romanoff @kingqup (//I can’t remember blogs u run I’m sorry)

@under0-0s

AND EVERYONE ELSE SPREAD THE WORD

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wait. The president is on tumblr. We can steal his shoelaces.

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yes👍

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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hey that’s a pretty nice shitpo- PRESIDENT BARNES??

Went to a store yesterday, just trying to mind my business and buy some groceries, when the cashier hits me with the usual, “Would you like to sign up for our rewards program?”

Now, a normal person would just say no. Maybe even a polite, “No, thank you.” But my brain? My brain decided that was the perfect moment to short-circuit. Instead of just declining like a functioning adult, I panicked, made direct eye contact with this poor cashier, and said, “I don’t believe ł₦ ⱤɆ₩₳ⱤĐ₴.”

Silence. Absolute silence.

The guy just stared at me like I personally insulted his entire profession. I could feel the judgment radiating off him. He blinked a couple times, nodded slowly, and then, instead of responding, just moved on like he was dealing with an actual lunatic.

Which, to be fair, at that moment, he kind of was.

Now I can never go back. I’ve lost my right to ever shop there again.

There’s probably a note in their system: DO NOT ENGAGE. CUSTOMER REJECTS THE CONCEPT OF REWARDS

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:)

an ooooooooooooooooooea aouooooooooooooooo stick for you mr president

What?

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A HUNDRED AND TEN CANDLES IT IS

Hah, almost forgot my birthday is this Monday. Do me a favor. Don’t celebrate it. Just another reminder how old I am actually am. Last time someone tried, they put exactly 109 candles on my cake. The cake caught on fire. So did the table. Pretty sure I’m still on some kind of ‘watchlist’ at that restaurant.