Wren (it/its and any neos)This is a safe space, if someone is being mean let me knowQueer youth
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#1 Normal GerryTim/GerTim Fan (Lie.) I think they would be. lovely
Commissions or Donations on Kofi
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"I serve the coming End that waits for all and will not be ignored"
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Finally got to hanging up my tma art projects



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Early S1 Martin using the one and only braincell that continues to function in Jon’s proximity to try to be a good assistant but making Jon dislike him more than ever.
Martin: I- I reviewed it.
Jon: Reviewed what?
Martin: I reviewed it.
Jon: What the fuck are you even talking about? Reviewed what?
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Martin: I just- I printed this.
Jon:
Martin: I printed this.
Jon: Are you sick? Do you- Should you go home?
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Jon is Martin's lighthouse in the fog a reminder that however long he stays out in the cold and dark that there will be light and warmth to return to.
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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loooove how they redact my email. yeah man send the code to f@g
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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this was the last ask i ever got before i turned asks off for over 2 years. im sory bucket of oats anon. your time to shine is now
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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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this post sucks
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