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tiltawhirl.com

ABOUT ME

18 y / o freakazoid . i go by it / they / she & neos . you can call me penelope , angie , or bug ^_^

current hyperfixations ;

insane clown posse

spooky month

captain underpants

friday night funkin '

spongebob squarepants

regretevator

stars

likes ;

animal crossing

smiling friends

bad guys

horror movies

doctor house

other ;

furry

otherkin

artist

anonbinary & xenogender

arospec & lesbian

DID sys

xenogender & neopronoun user

i have diagnosed adhd , bipolar , & DID . getting an assesment for autism , bpd / hpd , cptsd , and dyslexia soon .

i use slurs occasionally ( reclaimable , such as tranny , faggot / fag , retard , dyke , etc. i am able to reclaim the slurs i say . i thought this would be something i should put here since some people dislike the use of slurs like these . )

links ( and socials ) ;

rentry

.co/tiltawhirldotcom

individual links

insta ; tiltawhirl.com

twit ; tiltawhirldotco

tiktok ; tiltawhirl.com

discord ; tiltawhirl.com

pluralkit ; ynmbd

vr chat ; d3adm34t

other blogs

main / old account ; @that-cu-fan

captain underpants blog ( strictly captain underpants posts ) ; @underpant-o-rama

spooky month blog ( strictly spooky month related posts ) ; @sweetly-rotten-teeth

spongebob blog ( strictly spongebob related posts ) ; @spongebobdotcom

writing blog ( for fanfiction , lore , headcannons , etc ) ; @write-o-rama

shitposting ( not necissarily anything specific , mostly reposts ) ; @shitpost-comix-inc

DNI ;

most important ; do not interact if you are under the age of 16 . i am 18 , and although i dont want to stop people from looking at my content , i am uncomfortable with the idea of younger people viewing my content . this age will obviously move to 18 when im old enough , but for the time being , pls dni if you ' re younger than 16 . thank you ^_^

anti ;

anti - palestine / pro israel

anti - age / pet regression

anti - selfship

anti - xenogender & neopronouns

anti - otherkin , therian , or anything in between

anti - furry

anti - stoner

anti - recovery

anti - self diagnosis

system ;

endo systems

tulpagenic systems

thoughtform alters / systems

parogenic systems

any sys origin that isn ' t traumagenic

fandoms ;

hazbin hotel

helluva boss

swifties

harry potter

identities ;

proship / darkship / certain comshippers

lesboy / turigirl / radqueer

map / aam / zoo pride

other ;

political blogs

ableist / homophobic / transphobic

fetish / kink blogs ( sfw or not )

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spongebob headcannons !!

not captain underpants themed , but yeah !! theres some things about the show i ' d personally change , and heres some of them !!

spongebob is ambidextrous ! it ' s canon , but no one talks about NEARLY enough . it ' s seen in the episode where squidward gets a ticket and is put back in mrs . puffs class . when spongebob is writing his side of the story , you can see him using his left hand to draw !! another instance of this is in the episode where spongebob gets a bad ass splinter , he says something along the lines of " good thing im ambidextrous ! " and proceeds to use his left hand to cook . i think that ' s a really neat feature no one talks about enough .

plankton would have customers , but they wouldn ' t be fish ; they ' d be sharks & whales . both eat almost strictly / strictly fish as their diet , therefore the chum planton makes would make a great meal for them , seeing as chum is just ground up fish !!

the fish DO swear . " fish paste " is pretty clearly " shit " . think about it ; there ' s been multiple times where the fish and main characters alike use " holy fish paste " or just " fish paste " when something goes wrong . there ' s many other words like this , such as " barnacles " , " tartar sause " , and a few others .

if the sweater spongebob ' s grandmother knitted him shrunk in the wash like his pants have done before , he ' d totally give them to gary ; sew the head hole shut and use the sleeves as eye warmers ^_^

sandy is totally a lesbian , seeing as she never finds interest in many of the male characters or looks to date , most likely . she once got married to spongebob , but that was for a play . when she came out , spongebob totally threw her a big party .

on the topic of sexuality , karen , plantons wife , is a raging bisexual . she was lit blushing while that one fish was dancing in one of the newer episodes . how is that NOT queer coded .

spongebob is totally intersex / androgynous . hes a sponge , most likely no real sexual organs , as we have seen multiple times . though we call him a male in most cases , a good sponge once said " am i a pretty girl ? " i personally see this as him not caring what people see him as , even if he potrays himself as a male most of the time . he doesnt have TIME to care about what other people think about his idenity . if you told him gender is what ' s in his pants , he ' d pull out a krabby patty LMAOO . on the topic of his identity , he ' s an unlabeled / pansexual ace . it ' s been confirmed by the creators that you can in fact ship him with anyone , just not sexually . hes so cool guys trust

despite what everyone says , squidward is straight ( and an ally . spongebob brings him to pride events and he always grumps about it , but has a great time every time they go without fail ) . i will DIE on that hill . people often ship him with spongebob / squilliam , and i can see it , i just don ' t ship it myself . in one episode where patrick thought he was being sent away , he cross-dressed into a woman . in the process , squidward fell in love with her , flirting and all . when he is found to just be a man , he loses all the attraction . in one scene , squilliam is interrogating squidward about his job . squidward tells himself to imagine him naked , and once he does , he says " OH NO HES HOT " . i believe this is just an observation , and he was suprised at the fact he was more attractive than he thought . you can find someone attractive without being attracted TO them !! he looks up to squilliam and is very jealous , but he most likely wouldn ' t want to date him . and spongebob . . . hes just spongebob . he doesn ' t see spongebob in a romantical type of way . he cares about spongebob because in the end , he knows that spongebob is a living thing with a life , just like he is . he ' s only mean to spongebob because he doesn ' t know how to express affection . in my mind , i see their relationship as an equivalent to siblings . squidward hates spongebob , but he truly does care about him , even if he cant express it in the way other people do . he can bully spongebob , but only he can . he gets angry when other people do , as it ' s been shown multiple times . ( no hate to those who do ship squidward with spongebob / squilliam , this is just how i see it . )

these r just the headcannons i have !! you don ' t have to agree with all of them , i just did this for fun :3 feel free to share your own hcs !! id love to hear them ^_^ this is just one of my favorite shows and i love talking about it EEEK thank u for reading

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captain headcannons :3 ;

1 ) he has SUPER bad sensory issues , thats why he hates wearing clothes . though , hes found he likes cottony or soft things if he has to wear them . he especially hates long sleeves or pants . they rub against his arms and legs wrong when hes trying to get bad guys . DUHHH ! also , when he cannot wear his cape and he ' s supposed to be masking ( and does it horribly ) , he wears this one large red t - shirt . its soft , almost velvety . his ultra favorite . good texture ^_^

2 ) he has bandaids EVVERYYWHERE . hes super duper clumbsy and doesnt pay attention to his body much !! gets booboos easy :( poor goober !

3 ) back when krupp originally became captain & they began sharing a body , captain got upset with the mullet . the moment krupps partner edith passed , captain cut it all short and does it every time it gets too long for his liking . he threatens to cut it all off if krupp doesnt go to the barber and get it short again . if it werent for him , krupps hair would have been DRAGGING on the GROUND . rapunzel era !

4 ) krupp has always had extra canines that poke out when he smiles , which is why theyre never seen as much . captain is a smiley little goob so theyre almost always showing . why bro so :3

5 ) he LOVES the pool . hes not allowed in the water for obvious reasons but he loves sitting in his floaty with a reason to be in only underwear . krupp does not appreciate this . he almost always gets soaked because captain forgets and tries to jump in the water . poor critter , he just try have fun :[

ok ummm you can request any if youd like :3 im just spitballing GAHH i love you caprain underpant3s . .

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first post :3

i just came up with this random lore idea !! for my au . i finally figured out how to incorperate captain into it !!

basically , instead of george and harold turning krupp into captain , they figure out he was already hypnotized long ago and was made into the character as a joke back in college with his buddies . krupp made rules up about no loud noises , especially snapping , after finding out it still affected him . george and harold couldnt understand why , so they tested it by snapping in his face and POOF hes down to his underwear shouting at the top of his lungs . the two had already been wanting to create something together , like a character or a story but had hit a dead end , so this was perfect . then it all kinda goes to shit like it did in the canon story LOLL

hope this makes sense im going wild