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I’ve recently been informed that not only has my mother been keeping a list of the stupid shit I say when things hit the fan- she has now brought them to work and spread them amongst the company, and they now refer to these as “me”-isms
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how it feels to not have the ability to mask as an autistic person in any social situation

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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everyone saying “you have my vote” on that post where I suggest paying teachers $300,000 a year base salary doesn’t realize, even tho it’s a joke, I can never run for political office, because disabled people aren’t allowed to do fucking anything in this country. Also because I would win in a landslide and they would have to assassinate me for wanting an educated proletariat
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Wip gif from the amv/pmv im making.... silly
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god gives her hardest battles to her cuntiest soldiers
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by the time canon rolls around mira's lovergirl goggles protect her from the worst of it. but zoey wearing crocs w socks still forces her to cycle thru every deep breathing exercise known to man
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Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
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this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about
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