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nate: why is knox crying?

phoebe: he took one of those which bayview murder suspect are you quizzes

nate: who did he get?

phoebe: you

knox, still in tears: this is the best day of my life

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ezra: would you please not ellery this into a worse situation than it already is?

ellery: did you just use my name as a verb?

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HANG ON WHY HAVENT WE BEEN CALLING THEM PHOENOX

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currently rereading one of us is back, or as i like to call it: where the FUCK did knox myers go (a novel)

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mrs macauley: i’m sorry. it’s just, we’re officially meeting bronwyn’s parents for the first time and they’re academics and intellectuals. i don’t want them thinking we’re white trash

nate: well, what color trash do you think they’ll believe?

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maeve: i mean— what? am i supposed to just do everything that bronwyn does now? what if she were to jump off a cliff?

addy: if bronwyn were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. if you see bronwyn jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

maeve: … you jump off a cliff!

addy: gladly. provided bronwyn jumps first

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another day another slay

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addy: how can we trust you?

vanessa: you can’t, but you have to

vanessa: history proves that you shouldn’t, but you have no choice

vanessa: i mean, i wouldn’t, if i were you. it’s a crazy thing to do

vanessa: but you gotta

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phoebe: if i ask you a guy question, will you promise not be judgemental?

addy: oh my god of course!!! who do you think i am? you can tell me anything!

phoebe: okay, that’s such a relief. so there’s this boy—

addy: you can do better.

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give me maeve, phoebe and knox spending countless lunch periods together, give me phoebe and knox finally going on dates after waiting for so long, give me maeve and knox waiting in cafe contigo for their significant others to be done with work, give me maeve inviting phoebe for dinner so she doesn’t have to spend so much time at her own apartment, give me knox playing video games with owen while phoebe watches with a stupid smile on her face, give me phoebe meeting knox’s sisters and loving them because that’s what it’s meant to feel like having older sisters, give me maeve and knox’s study dates because even though they’re both in relationships now it doesn’t change their friendship, give me maeve and knox fiercely defending phoebe and her family at school, give me luis rescuing each of them from the press storm outside of bayview high, give me maeve finally feeling secure in having her own group of friends separate from bronwyn and her murder club, give me bayview trio prom antics, give me maeve finally feeling like she can give herself to her friends and loving them unconditionally because she can.

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knox: why do you get to pick the movie?

cooper: because i’m crew member of the week and crew member of the week gets to pick the movie

knox: but you’re crew member of the week every week

kris: and there’s a reason for that

addy: yeah, because you pick crew member of the week

kris: are you accusing me of nepotism?

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the lack of phoebe/knox fanfics is criminal

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cooper: hey phoebe! can you sign your name on this paper really quick?

phoebe: why?

kris: no reason. we just want to make sure the pen is working

phoebe: okay but why does it say adoption papers at the to—?

cooper: just sign the paper phoebe

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i just know that phoebe has not shut up about the barbie movie since it’s release and i’m so obsessed with her for that

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phoebe: you know, i think i might have some trauma to work through

knox: might?

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bronwyn: what are you doing?

nate: *closes bayview four, bronwyn x nate, slowburn, acquaintances to lovers, mutual pining, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending fic*

nate: nothing

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world's worst detective arrives in town, makes the case worse