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can you imagine how mean sebastian would be once he notices you have a thing for his hands?
he starts becoming more meticulous about his manicures, nails always coated in an inky black and cuticles pushed back. he had donned rings every now and then prior to his realization, but they become much more frequent once he noticed your squirming at the saloon. he’ll settle a hand on your thigh, fingers dancing along the hemming of the pretty little sundress you wore to escape the summer heat. while abigail and sam had missed the flustered expression etched into your features, sebastian definitely hadn’t. when he’s walking you home, hand curled around your waist because “it’s what a good friend would do” as he ignores the way you sneak glances in his direction. you’re not sure how, but the night somehow leads you pressed against the blossoming apple tree with a hand nestled between your thighs, skilled fingers dancing across your folds expertly enough to have you gasping his name in between kisses. he’ll make you beg for more, have you all teary eyed and desperate pleas as his fingers curl just right.
“‘s the matter, sweetheart? all you have to do is tell me what you want.”
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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He can run but he can't hide 😘
I dreamt of this last night and just had to LMFAOOO
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solomon: im just a silly little sorcerer hehe :P just an ordinary magic man hanging out and being in love :)
barbatos:

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do you ever just realize you're not happy after going through something incredibly traumatic
like wow thanks for kicking me in the throat while i'm trying to process, the life
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How do you make friends as an adult
You go through a experience that leaves you so raw you open back up to the world in order to heal
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claire "i don't need to face reality i'm not that type of girl" redfield
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Sebastian: okay, i'm going to get the wedding cake
Y/n: alright, while you do that i'll check on the ring bear
Sebastian:
Sebastian: you mean ring bearER, right?
Y/n:
Sebastian: look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding
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"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up
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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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