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opening my drafts to clear them out and getting bombarded with the random filthy sentences I forgot I jotted down like woah—
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if I try to go to one more girls night where these hoes cannot function without their man attached to their fucking side I’m gonna go mental like Jesus fucking Christ you can’t handle being away from him for 4 hours but then you’ll be up in the groupchat the very next day with “need a girls night like just the girls ahahah” listen you’re the reason it never fucking is shut the FUCK UP
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“I like sam but I fear it’s going to be another tamlin” the canon event of every girl experiencing TOG for the first time and I cannot interfere
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queen of taking shit personally and getting offended over the small things ha ha HA.
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you don’t know the touch her and die trope the way crixus knows the touch her and die trope
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how is a man with a 13 year old daughter going to “super like” me on tinder do I look like I’m ready to adopt a 13 year old what
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draco is the best with his hands and if you disagree you’re wrong
#I just know he fingers like nobody has ever fingered before okay??#he twirls his wand he does little spells with his hands and he finger fucks like a god
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look me in the eyes and deny it
draco is the best with his hands and if you disagree you’re wrong
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draco is the best with his hands and if you disagree you’re wrong
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spartacus & varro // mattheo & theo
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local fuck up struggling bc already hot male coworker got hotter when he got a split lip and a bruise
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