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Matt wondered what she was thinking about as the moments ticked by before she answered, a part of him feeling uneasy, though he couldn't place why. He chuckled when she finally answered.

"Chocolate's good for a lot that ails 'ya. I'm actually partial to baking and cooking myself. Mostly old Polish recipes that my mother taught me as a kid."

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"My therapist once told me that whenever I start to feel a little angry, I should take a nice deep breath, close my eyes, and let all of my thoughts float away on a little fluffy cloud.

"Doing things mindlessly is so much more fun..."

"Oh, what I mean to say is that everyday tasks are so much easier when you're not thinking about things, you know?"

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Maniac Cop vs Jason would have been an amazing crossover. Happy Friday The 13th!

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Interesting. These could be fun potentially. :)

Oh this is rad! I’m pretty shocked to see anything new related to the Maniac Cop series, what a fun surprise!

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[wrongarmofthelaw]

Matt nodded, leading Caleb back to the patrol car and they soon headed off to the coffee shop in question.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"Coffee it is. I know a place that's pretty good and a lot less expensive than other places around here. I lost a lot of things dying, but sense of taste isn't one of 'em." He chuckled.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"That's good. Glad we made it to the dawn... and the city too. I can't thank you enough for helping take those sons of bitches down. I know you were intending to anyway, but still." He paused. "You up for some coffee, maybe breakfast? My treat."

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"Yeah, biggest one I've ever seen. Even the ones I was involved with weren't quite that big." He let out a sigh of relief. "Yeah, hopefully those bastards are gone for good now." He looked to the sky, seeing that the sun was just beginning to rise. "Hell of a night. Not sure if you gotta be back in some tomb before it gets light."

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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Matt spotted Caleb, he called out to him. "Over here! Keep going." With how fast Caleb was moving, he figured the other undead would reach him shortly.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

[wrongarmofthelaw]

Matt waited for any sign of Caleb. He figured that he had likely done stuff like this so many times over the course of his long life. And yet, he was still worried. The undead were hard to kill, but not impossible. Especially in situations where so much could go wrong.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

[wrongarmofthelaw]

Matt nodded. "Alright, see you outside then." He made his way back through the ship's layout, eventually reaching the pier it was docked at. He made sure to get back onto the concrete and as far away from any wood as possible.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"Fair enough. I'll do my best to keep up with you." Caleb was much faster than Matt. This was a situation where slow but relentless stalking was to his disadvantage. Still, he had been blown up at least twice before and eventually walked away. No different this time. At least, he hoped so.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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Matt finished grabbed what he could and placing it. "Okay, seems like everything's in place. Now how do we light this place up without becoming crispy critters ourselves?"

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"Right. Seemed like there's a lot of dynamite and explosive barrels around, so that shouldn't be too hard." He began grabbing whatever explosives he could carry.

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

[wrongarmofthelaw]

"Burning's probably quicker and less evidence left behind that we were here. The cops are going to come nosing around either way and it's probably better they don't know what happened here. Arson should be pretty cut and dry."

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.

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"I hope so as well. There's somebody out there for most people... at least that's what I've found. Keep up that attitude and you'll definitely find people who care." He paused. "It's been quiet for a while. I think we finally got them all. Still think we should burn the boat, just in case."

"I thought I was the only dead guy who shot up this city. A few less explosions when I did it though. You got a reason you're trying to blow the Big Apple to kingdom come?" (from Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, hello and hope this is okay!)

Caleb began laughing as he said “Thought it was a good idea.” As Caleb looked at the other undead man “Now, I wonder. Who the hell are ya?”and what exactly are ya doing here.” He had pointed the shotgun at him.