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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
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love the word aforementioned. like i already said that
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i got frozen french fries at the store tho #myfries and i am going to eat tonight
#right now i need to sleep for a while. but at like 11 i will get up and make french fries#wolves.txt
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It seems you really miss pangea
i do. think of the trains we could have. you could go on a road trip to everywhere. they (plate tectonics) took so much from us.
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my shoulders hurt SO bad today. need to go stand under an avalanche like saiki k
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the House MD cast as anti depressants, based on vibes alone
House: wellbutrin (bupropion)
Wilson: cymbalta (duloxetine)
Cuddy: celexa (citalopram)
Cameron: paxil (paroxetine)
Chase: effexor (venlafaxine)
Foreman: zoloft (sertraline)
Kutner: pristiq (desvenlafaxine)
Taub: lexapro (escitalopram)
Thirteen: let’s be real she just raw dogs life by going out to the club and drinking but I think homegirl could benefit from some prozac (fluoxetine)
(If it weren’t based on vibes alone I’d switch House and Wilson because Cymbalta can sometimes help with chronic pain, and Taub would not be an SSRI because he has way too much sex for that lmaooo)
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i’m completely under the impression that randy bradley is a weird weirdo loner loser because he is actually mildly unpleasant to be around and it’s not like he’s evil or horrid he’s just kind of offputting. but also benson wanted to see his taint and balls and such the second he looked over one shift and saw randy violently scratching his scalp because he has 80000 body repetitive disorders and then 3 seconds later donnie asked him how his weekend was and he didn’t even answer he just frowned at him. he definitely collected dead bugs as a child. bites his fingernails at the register in full view and doesn’t wash them before serving customers. randy bradley complete fucking freak agenda 2025.
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need a boy i can get mutually violent with immediately
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it’s okay if you’re aromantic because of trauma or mental illness. it’s okay if you start to gain romantic attraction as you start to recover. it’s also okay if trauma took away your romantic attraction completely, never to return or if recovery decreases your romantic attraction. it doesn’t matter why you’re aro or if you’ll be aro forever. if you find a home in the aromantic community that’s a good thing, and we’ll welcome you with open arms
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it looks like the opera singer is meant to be blind.
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drinking water is awesome i love #mywater
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youre either frotting with me or youre frotting against me
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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.
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