wulfhusky
wulfhusky
Wulf, The Impatient
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Currently waiting for gta vi.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
wulfhusky · 8 days ago
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Watched some James Bond recently, not sure which one...
Lots of people being thrown out of windows down a sheer ciffside.
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wulfhusky · 17 days ago
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Sometimes, it's better to look forward.
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wulfhusky · 19 days ago
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Rich people do be showering different.
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Rich people showers
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wulfhusky · 21 days ago
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Dragons!
Given the THIRD TikTok I’ve seen this week where somebody has a dragon in their CAR, I think it’s time for another round of “what not to do during hatchling season”!!
Stop trying to get wild dragons to imprint on you. I don’t care what you saw on YouTube about “pure hearts and intentions”, call up your local emergency room and ask how many people get maimed every year.
Seriously, I saw somebody cuddling a juvenile bristleback on Twitter this morning. Do you want to keep all your limbs? Because that’s how you lose your limbs.
The whole “dragons love children and would never harm an innocent” thing is an urban myth. Northern bluescales do sometimes carry off human children without harming them, but that’s because they keep live prey close to their nests when their babies are learning to hunt. It’s not exactly a whimsical journey.
You are not equipped to nurse an injured hatchling back to health. They eat hundreds of dollars in meat on a weekly basis, they piss everywhere to mark their territories and it smells like burning hair, they bite, they screech at all hours, they start fires, and sometimes they just drop dead if they aren’t getting the right nutrients. Just call a rehab center.
If you live near a spawning ground, for the love of god, keep your pets inside. Your cat isn’t smart or quick enough to fight a COYOTE, let alone a beast of legend.
I’m still not over the bristleback thing. They eat people. Don’t hug them.
If you want to soulbond with a scaley friend, ground wyrms are right there. They’re totally domesticated! They like lettuce and having their horns scratched! You can litter train them and their magical aura repels ticks, fleas, and malicious fae! I know they aren’t as “unique” or “cool” as a wild dragon, but they also won’t tear off your fucking arm.
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wulfhusky · 1 month ago
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You are loved.
reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved
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wulfhusky · 1 month ago
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Very clever! Lol.
VENT POST
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wulfhusky · 1 month ago
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Be social. You might find something awesome.
The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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wulfhusky · 2 months ago
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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wulfhusky · 2 months ago
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You got this!
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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wulfhusky · 2 months ago
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This makes me feel happier than before. Thankyou. 👍
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wulfhusky · 2 months ago
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Local idiot has one joke only and it's pride so...
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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Now THIS IS A GOOD FINANCIAL INVESTMENT.
Spending adult money correctly
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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Woah.
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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I feel bad for the characters who had to go through this. So much pain...
Please spread this to non-show watchers! I want to see what others who know nothing/very little about the show would think!
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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Yeah. I think.
Transcript: "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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I'd illegally download you all too.
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
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wulfhusky · 3 months ago
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Called it... Sort of.
I have a good feeling we'll be getting gta vi trailer 2 from Rockstar games soon™️.
April Fools maybe..?
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