the WWW stands for Wade Winston Wilsonthey fucked nasty in that honda odyssey
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Wade is a "you cheated on me in a dream" girlfriend, except it's different realities. "No, Logan, you don't understand, how can I trust you when you cheated on your wife who gave you two children? You were supposed to share your million dreams with her…"
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don’t hide in the tags, this is perfect
Wade expresses his insecurities in ways that are completely incomprehensible to Logan. He says, "My face card always declines, but womp womp," and Logan takes another sip because he wants to comfort Wade, but what the fuck does that mean
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Wade expresses his insecurities in ways that are completely incomprehensible to Logan. He says, "My face card always declines, but womp womp," and Logan takes another sip because he wants to comfort Wade, but what the fuck does that mean
#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds
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When they fight, Wade always suggests they go on a romantic date where they fly to the seaside and go swimming, and Logan almost filet mignons him
#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds
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Charles is the biggest victim of "I see potential in him, just give him a chance"
“What do they call you? Wheels?”
I’m sorry but Charles is a better man than I am because I’d have smacked the shit outta him after that smart ass comment
#this goes for anyone charles loves#logan jean scott MAGNETO#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#charles xavier#erik lensherr
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I need Logan to be so confused by Deadpool's universe. Why is Colossus Russian? Why doesn't he remember that Logan was his substitute teacher? Yukio is no longer a mysterious badass, but a ray of sunshine? What in the world
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Wade is terribly annoying with nicknames. He turns Vanessa's three syllable name into "Ness" as if she's a Scottish sea monster. When he finds out that Logan used to be a lumberjack, he just becomes Log
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Cable told Wade that he reminded him of his wife because of his sense of humour, so now I'm just waiting for Logan to tell Wade that he reminds him of Jean because of his sense of infidelity
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Dark Phoenix (2019) ends with Charles and Erik on a coffee date and Erik asking Charles to move in with him. Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) ends with Logan and Wade on a shawarma date and Wade asking Logan to move in with him. Close enough, welcome back Cherik
#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#cherik#charles xavier#erik lensherr#dark phoenix
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lethal drinking game where you have to take a shot every time an actor in Dark Phoenix cringes at their lines
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There's a certain sparkle in Hugh Jackman's eyes when he's doing a musical that's missing when he's doing action films
#hugh jackman#the greatest showman#i watched that TWICE because hugh looked sooo yummy in it#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds
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Logan is so incredibly hopeful. He's lived through the most horrible wars, the Holocaust, seen his family killed and humanity resort to horror again and again, had to kill the woman he loved, but he's still like, "Yeah, I'm going to save your universe, you weird-looking, bald, fucked-up skin, spandexed man (but I'm going to be grumbling the entire time)"
#logan my love#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds
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Logan is appalled by the way Deadpool treats his friends. When he sees Wade paying Dopinder with a high five instead of real money, there's a Honda Odyssey Redo
#dopinder#dopinder my love#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#honda odyssey
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Vanessa is the no. 1 Poolverine shipper, everyone else is second. Wade is such an important part of her life and vice versa. They formed a trauma bond as survivors of child sexual abuse and she stayed with him through his cancer treatment, hoping for him when he had lost all hope. She just wants to see Wade happy, and she can see that's with Logan.
#vanessa carlysle#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#she’s his best friend your honor
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I can't believe that Logan actively encouraged Wade to talk to Vanessa. This is not the Logan who would flirt with and touch Jean in front of her boyfriend. Hashtag Not My Logan
#not my logan#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#jean grey#scott summers#x men
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Whenever someone says "I'm going to watch the X-Men movies to better understand the timeline", my mouth goes like this :( I'm so sorry you've been swayed by the X-Men propaganda. There is no timeline
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Okay so basically
Logan's love interest in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is Kayla. Logan is a logger and lives with his girlfriend Kayla. She tells him about the myth of the Wolverine who could never touch his lover, the moon. Logan finds Kayla's dead body at work. He knows his brother Victor is to blame. He goes to William Stryker, who says he can make Logan strong enough to beat his brother if he has an operation. Logan agrees. Stryker asks Logan what name he wants on his tag. He says Wolverine. He has adamantium injected into his body. Logan finds out that Kayla was just working for Stryker to get his sister released. He still loves her. Logan is shot in the head with adamantium bullets and loses his memory. Kayla dies.
Jean is Logan's love interest in other X-Men movies. She can read minds and move things with her mind. She loves Scott and they've been together a long time. Logan falls for her straight away, which makes Scott dislike him. Mystique transforms into Jean and goes into Logan's tent. They almost have sex. Logan stops when he realises it's not Jean.
Jean is more powerful than Charles. She has a dark side called Phoenix. Charles has to control her. When Charles can't hold it back, Phoenix wakes up and takes over. She makes out with Logan. He stops when he realises this isn't Jean. Phoenix drives Jean insane, almost ends the world yadda yadda and Logan kills her.
Stop with the "Wade fell first" lies. Logan falls so damn fast and so hard. He fell for Jean almost immediately. He still loved Kayla, even after he found out she had tricked him. The moment Jean (or rather Mystique or Phoenix) kissed him, he jumped at the chance, didn't question anything, just kissed back. Even though he knew she loved Scott, not him. This man is unhinged and will take crumbs.
#x men origins: wolverine#kayla silverfox#jean grey#charles xavier#x men#poolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#this is such a shortened version but its still so long??
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