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Here’s the $5 I owe you for the kiss you guys had or you can double it or give it to the next person

Bill: We will take the five

Ted: Nooooo let’s double it it’s the nice thing to do

Bill: fine. We’ll double it i guess

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hey what’s up guys— *explodes*

Bill: Dude, don’t explode all over our inbox.

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Ted do you cut your own hair?

Ted: I can’t. My dad yells at me if I do. I tried to cut my own hair freshman year but my dad grounded me until the hair grew back.

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Hey guys! Have you seen The Outsiders movie?

Bill: Personally no but I’ve heard good things about it.

Ted: Yeah, same, I’ll have to watch it soon though.

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How’s Rufus?

Ted: Oh, well Rufus told us that he’s going to go back to college.

Bill: I asked him why he would go back to school especially because of how he’s a functioning adult.

Ted: But he said he wanted to teach especially after our excellent adventure!

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Can yall kiss I’ll pay you $5

Ted: Haha! I’m down if Bill is down. Plus we kind of need the 5 bucks for slushees tomorrow.

Bill: I got five bucks it’s fine. I uh… I don’t know. I mean if you want to….

Ted: I already said I’m down.

Bill: well… I don’t know.

Ted: Do t worry if you don’t want to kiss we don’t have to.

Bill: fine

*they smooch :O*

Ted: Wait….how are they going to send us the 5?

Bill: I think we got scammed Ted.

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If you could be any movie which one would you wanna be in?

Bill: back to the future is excellent! But I could always recreate it, not that I would want to. So I’ll have to go with Labyrinth! I love all the sets and it just seems fun.

Ted: Oh yeah! Didn’t David Bowie play that one character?

Bill: Yeah! It would be most triumphant to see David Bowie in person!

Ted: Sarah’s dress in that one scene is excellent too! If I was a chick I would totally wear it.

Bill: You would rock it if your a chick or not Ted.

Ted: Thanks bill!

Bill: What about you?

Ted: Elvira: mistress of the dark. I already know what it feel like to an outcast in your own city and I think Elvira is just bad ass in general. It would be excellent to kick ass like her.

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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do you like video games?

Ted: Yeah! Me and bill always play together!

Bill: We also go to the arcade now and then! It’s most excellent 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

Ted: 🎸🎸

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How’s Missy? And who’s dad is she married to right now?

Bill: still married to mine but I think they are on their way to divorce o think. They are starting to have some fights and missy is threatening him with divorce. It’s a little disappointing if I’m being honest. I’m trying to move out but till then me and Ted just go outside and hang out.

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Station!

Ted: Station!

Bill: Station!

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have you guys seen the princesses lately? If so, how are they doing?

Ted: Yeah, they came back from their get away a few weeks ago.

Bill: They said the dick-weeds we saved them from where trying to marry them off. The two princesses said they needed some more time to think about if they want to date after all that.

Ted: me and Bill told them it was 100% ok and that we understood. Plus, my dad is trying to get me to move out so I’m kind of busy with that.

Bill: But the princesses said they are doing just fine and they are having fun having time doing what they like. It’s excellent if your asking me!

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what is your favorite Pokemon and if you could build a team to beat ash Ketchum what Pokemon would you have ?

Ted: I love Eevee! They look so cuddly.

Bill: I like charizard but I also like ponyta!

Ted: Yeah, ponyta is excellent!

Bill: I have no clue how I could beat ash.

Ted: isn’t he like a Pokémon master?

Bill: It would be most unfair

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Have you boys. perhaps. seen a movie from 1987 known as. The Lost Boys? 👉👈

Bill: I haven’t but I think a Ted has.

Ted: Dude, Marko totally looks like you!

Bill: That’s just bogus. He has earrings and a little longer hair.

Ted: Bill it’s in the face!

Bill: Well you look like……That one dude from the goonies

Ted: HEY! I’m comparing you to a very hot vampire and your comparing me to a dude with a weird face!

Bill: ….you think I’m hot?

Ted:…uh no… I was calling Marko hot

Bill: But you said I looked like him Ted.

Ted: ..maybe your a little hot.

Bill: Really? Thanks!

Ted: …

Bill: ….

Ted: Are you doing to take back your insult now?

Bill: Oh yeah sorry about that dude.

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hey Bill AND Ted!,

what year are y’all in?? :O i’m 16 and about to be a junior in tertiary (high) school and i’m sooo nervous 💔💔

Bill: Me and Ted just graduated.

Ted: Yeah school was most heinous but now looking back it could have been worst.

Bill: Yeah, we could have been expelled.

Ted: But we weren’t.

Bill: Have a excellent school year man!

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Who’s your favorite oldies artist, and who’s your favorite “modern” music artist? (Modern being like past ten years or so)

Ted: “Modern”? Like from 2025 or 1989. Me and bill have traveled to 2025 and took a few records to listen too. Rufus says not to do that but we always put the albums back. I really liked Chappell Roan. Ms. Roan’s music is stellar!

Bill: Hozier has pretty excellent music.

Ted: And oldies music is like 60s and 50s right?

Bill: Yeah I think so.

Ted: Well I love most of the Beatles. The Beatles are amazing!

Bill: I like The Rolling Stones. But the Beatles are also excellent!

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have you. um. have you ever heard of Pansy Division? yeah uh they have this one song that uh. um.

Ted: no clue but their name is cool.

Bill: That’s a pretty egregious was to explain a song haha.

Ted: Oh yeah, like, Van Halen has this one song that uh.

Bill: And Bon Jovi has that one song that um…