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the biggest epistemological gap between me & 95% the rest of the world is literally just how much i love to look things up on the internet and how much it baffles me when other people don't like to do this. we live in the information age. like i'll google anything i'll read this bmj paper on the toilet i'll look up words i don't know i'll append pdf free to any possible phrase. i don't know how anybody is voluntarily turning this down. sometimes i get so tired of searchinf for something physically inside a store i pull out my phone and google like silken tofu aldi what fucking aisle while im standing right there. otherwise what is even the point
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you could really be having the worst day of your life and one of these bitches pops up. what if this was my last straw
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oh my god, black men without a high school diploma are more likely to be in prison than employed. actually horrifying information
studying for my sociology final and just came across the statistic that over 70% of black men without a high school diploma born in 1975 have been imprisoned before age 30 .... what the fuck
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studying for my sociology final and just came across the statistic that over 70% of black men without a high school diploma born in 1975 have been imprisoned before age 30 .... what the fuck
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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
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Almost choked laughing at this anti vax post
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Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok
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PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!
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>100,000 notes - mass market slop
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10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for
1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation
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ik misogyny is real and all and I live this daily but it'll never cease to amaze me how in pop culture a woman will say smth Slightly off color and it can tank her career immediately (especiallyyyyy women of color & queer women) and then male celebrities are out there with 10k rape allegations and u still get people defending his honor like he sent their kids to private school and bought their mom's house like
#they did this 10 times with chappell roan already and she's only been famous for like a year#also my beautiful talented brilliant new jerseyian latina queen rachel zegler... she deserves so much better 😔
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