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Well, if Peter uses his silver tip I'll be having a chat
Would you protect me from monsters n stuff.. twirling my hair while looking nonchalant
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Hell yeah babe. I deal with psychos all day, how bad could a monster be?
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Hey wait I wasnt even thinking about you when I asked!!!
Would you protect me from monsters n stuff.. twirling my hair while looking nonchalant
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Hell yeah babe. I deal with psychos all day, how bad could a monster be?
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Hehe!!! Ive got a body guarddddd
And hes a twunk!
Would you protect me from monsters n stuff.. twirling my hair while looking nonchalant
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Hell yeah babe. I deal with psychos all day, how bad could a monster be?
#i win at life#i will in fact be sicking you on people occasionally peter#xander's hotline#xmen oc rp#xmen oc#roleplay blog#oc rp blog
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If I left my dorm and saw you like this i would scream and call my family to tell them I love them
blah blah feral kurt 5 min sketch
#also would call peter and ask him to kill you#sorry#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#xmen fanart#ooc this eats#great art#nightcrawler fanart#xander's hotline
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gulps, standing as still as a board
Niiice doggy.. good wolfy? Whooo even are you?
🔴🔴 AWOOOO.
@were-bit
Woah!- Uh- heyyy? Nice.. wolfy?
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🔴🔴 AWOOOO.
@were-bit
Woah!- Uh- heyyy? Nice.. wolfy?
#gulp#dont eat me#xander's hotline#xmen oc rp#xmen oc#roleplay blog#oc rp#xmen rp#x men oc#rp blog#oc blog#oc roleplay
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I fear he'll never gain a thought.. but that's ok
Let's be held by papa
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Oh buddy :(
Im sure it'll be fiiine. Letter is better than just suddenly calling her on the phone. Let's her choose when to read it and stuff.
Just relax!! You'll be fine, Peter!
I contacted my sister for the first time in eight years. And... oh boy, am I meant to feel this anxious? Is my heart supposed to be beating this fast? I haven't talked to her since I was nineteen and out of the blue I just... suddenly decided to write her a letter. Oh my god, fuck me.
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OK WELL I DID YES
I might have convinced him to not whoop you but im not certain so if you see a silver blur hide
[ @cassettedevil ]
So I told Peter we were raising a kid [as a bit!!] And now I fear he may wanna beat you up so sorry
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Wwhat the hell my ass is cooked
#I TOLD HIM YOURE HOMELEZS#i told him ur more like a babysitter and i think that may have sufficed#also im barely grown ok dont let the 22 fool you#xander's hotline
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Hes homeless, I dunno if that can happen
Peter get back onliiine!! Its boring without my speedster!!
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Sorry babe! Been caught up in a lot of crazy shit lately.
How much have I missed??
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BOUTTA GET CLASSIFIED AS A SPEEDSTER WITH HOW FAST IM RUNNING
Imagine me kissing u with tongue rn
Sorry I missed you
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Why do I have to imagine it? Come over. I’m about to shower anyways…
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Ill do you one better, he's not being paid
Peter get back onliiine!! Its boring without my speedster!!
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Sorry babe! Been caught up in a lot of crazy shit lately.
How much have I missed??
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Peter, you can literally steal SO MANY TWINKIES you are NOT LEAVING ME IN JAIL
When my bfs bail is $49.30 but so is an entire pallet of Twinkies..

#starting to think you love the twinkies more than me#guess im not dying my hair..#hmph!#3:<#xander's hotline
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YOURE MAKING ME LOOK TERRIBLE PETER!!!

Thought about Peter and started stimming what the hell
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Its just some kid off the street!! He liked sponge and I said we could share!
Peter get back onliiine!! Its boring without my speedster!!
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Sorry babe! Been caught up in a lot of crazy shit lately.
How much have I missed??
#THIS IS NOT DIVORCE!#this is like hiring a babysitter!!#what were you even doing? how many missions did they put you on#baby if they start overworking you ill riot
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THAT MAKES IT SOUND TERRIBLE PETER THE PERSON IS A MINOR!!!
Thought about Peter and started stimming what the hell
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Well, not too much with me! However I am having another man help raise my son. Snooze you lose
Peter get back onliiine!! Its boring without my speedster!!
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Sorry babe! Been caught up in a lot of crazy shit lately.
How much have I missed??
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