I'm Catherine and sometimes I write preferences because I am hopelessly in love with One Direction. Feel free to request a preference or one shot, my ask is always open xx
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you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
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when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
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when my mom was younger she met the backstreet boys with her twin sister and they look exactly the same and one of the guy of the band told her sister that she was pretty and my mom said “fuck you im indentical why am i not pretty anyway i dont even like you guys anymore" and now whenever she hears their songs at the radio she yells “fUCK YOU I WAS PRETTY TOO"
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when u say ‘im so tired i got __ hours of sleep last night’ and a persons first response is “OMG!!! SHUT UP!!! I ONLY GOT 0.19877387 SECONDS OF SLEEP”

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what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old
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I'm back!
Sorry for the super long, weird disappearance. I'm not sure when I'll start preferences again, but please bear with me :) Much love to all of you who have stayed with me!
Also, if you would like, send me the name of your blog. I need new blogs to follow, so I'll take a look and follow!
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One way or another I’m gonna find ya
I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
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REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
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dont let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life
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I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE TWO OH MY GOD
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15 seconds of one of the worst walmart fails i’ve ever had in my life
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