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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS

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i was at a wendys once & an employee walked out of the back & as the door was swinging shut i caught a glimpse of this floating in a tube of liquid

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fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

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lol

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The craziest example of foreshadowing in Steven Universe is Rose's boobs.

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Out of Touch

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i appreciate how looking at the comments section of posts and blocking anyone who seems annoying (if they were audacious enough to be annoying on someone else's post, they may someday on mine, after all) does inevitably result in coming across entirely new comment sections that have already been beautifully curated, like so:

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hell yeah

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