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louise, louise

i'll love you til im dead

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Happy eclipse day everypony

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they're all i think about...

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wish we could've seen how they met

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I like to think I’m funny

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I wasn't going to post today, but the part 2 of this AU is already done so....

Pickles is unironically my favorite character here, I have big plans for her.

More informations under the cut:

Like last time, it's Instagram's original description so it might sound confusing in some parts.

Bojack and Rand being swapped was the easier choice because, to be fair, they're kinda similar. Buuuut also so different the plots will have to change a lot, especially their relationship with Diane and Reagan. Rand used to be, well, a famous actor in sci-fi sitcom: one that has a way better reboot and where Brett stars. He's very bitter about all of this obviously. Reagan grew up in the celebrity world but was never truly part of it. She prefers to just write for it and support Brett. Meanwhile, Bojack used to be Cognito's CEO with Herb (and Diane's dad ig), but he was kicked out and now is Diane's roommate. They have a mostly peaceful relationship, but are terrible influences for each other.

And about Pickles:

Alright, let's go! Pickles wasn't swap with anyone, she's her own character, I guess. She works at the PR and Media Manipulation department with PC and is a kind of a "fake influencer" that tries to manipulate her public as Cognito wishes. She doesn't think it's very nice, but they convince all she does is worth it. Besides this little thing, she's living her dream job with an amazing boyfriend and friends she loves… Right?

Her plot won't be so different from canon, what'll change is her relationship with other characters and the fact she's there since the start (when PB met Diane, he was already dating Pickles). And she really, really admires Diane!! She thinks Diane is smart, fun and even says how "she wishes to be like her someday"

So when PB eventually cheats on her… with Diane of all people… Everything hits Pickles a little more, but she tries to understand. Their relationship can still work. She can forgive. She can forget. But, in the moments she feels the worst, she can't help but look at the people that works with her and compare to the public that watches her all time. Why do the people that seems to truly cares about her are the ones she's paid (very badly) to manipulate? Pickles is confused.

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Rand: I’ve come to make an announcement. Keanu reeves is a bitch ass motherfucker and he pissed on my wife! That’s right, he took his vampire A-lister dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was ‘THiS BiG’ and I said ‘that’s disgusting’. So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com: Keanu Reeves you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!and guess what? This is what MY dong looks like! That’s right! No points, no quills, look at that it looks like it has two balls and a bong!he fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the earth!that’s right! This is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on the fucking moon! HOW YOU LIKE THAT BUZZ ALDRIN?! I pissed on the fucking moon! You idiot! You have twenty three hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss in you too!

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All four are college buddies with homoerotic tension who have committed unscrupulous science experiments.

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Super excited to finally show off my piece for the @gf-seasons-zine !! :D Hope everyone who got a copy enjoyed seeing all the lovely pieces from so many lovely, talented peeps!

A little bonus, here’s their outfits I designed for them! (Which kind of kickstarted my need to make outfits for them)

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Jrand fans won

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I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

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heh..hehehe...a redraw of this (not so) old artwork of mine : (under the cut)

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creds to cowboylovin for the meme he gave me lawl.

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Something that canonically happened in my JRand AU. Did Rand seriously put a whole bunch of dirt in the middle of cognito on the second floor to do this? Yes, yes he did. Did J.R. also kill Rand after this because J.R freaked out? Yes, Yes, he did.

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Once upon a time in Harvard

Damm i like Rand with silly moustache

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Rand: J.R, I need some advice.

J.R: You need advice from ME?

Rand: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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another small jrand dialogue/prompt i cooked up nyehehhe i promise to make smth nice w them soon BUT LIKE- they deserve suffering and pain im sorry thats just how it is for these two

rand: i-

jr: dont fucking talk to me

rand: im sorry

jr: pity doesn’t look good on you, ridley. just stick to being an asshole