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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

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why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.

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i don't care if "everybody" was kung-fu fighting, your father and i raised you better than this

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Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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you can start learning anything you always wanted at any point in your life. & how nice it is to remember that

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i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

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This is cannon I was the banner

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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately