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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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i think the reason a lot of men are screaming, puking, and crying about this is bc it forces them to acknowledge that the reason they can’t get women to like them is not actually bc of their physique but bc of their shitty personality

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sorry :(

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Conversation carried out throughout the shift

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..."alimony" rhymes with "macaroni." could that be anything?

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

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i heart women

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‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.

It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”

This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.

Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

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she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her

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The doll from Bloodborne is one of my all time favorite video game characters

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this is why you will never catch me in the anti-college movement

white people need it to know things

Anti-intellectualism will truly be the death of us