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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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long live the (hd) black parade (via rocksound)

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MEN!

you have to wear this and nothing else

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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir

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good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

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It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

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$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

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I guess this is what the new animal farm movie is going to look like huh...

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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been traveling...

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i vote all the time man. ill vote for you no matter who. ive written in hamas, xi jinping, that yodeling walmart kid, each of the power rangers individually. you name a cereal mascot, ive voted for them. they told me i couldnt get back in the voting booth again, i just voted them out and goddammit i got back in there and i VOTED.

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oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there's like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston's quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like "oh thanks i really needed that" and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be "shame what happened to gaston :(" but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i've never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this

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