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THE TUDORS SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ You think you know a story, but you only know how it ends. ’ ’ To get to the heart of the story, you have to go back to the beginning. ’ ’ I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. ’ ’ Well, you’re going to have to. ’ ’ What about his legs? Are his calves strong like mine? ’ ’ Some people might think so. He certainly thinks so himself. ’ ’ Your Majesty… he’s French! ’ ’ As a humanist I have an abhorrence of war. ’ ’ It’s an activity fit only for beasts yet practiced by no kind of beasts so constantly as by man. ’ ’ As a humanist I share your opinion. As a King, I’m forced to disagree. ’ ’ You should know, you taught me. ’ ’ Do you really think we should go to war? ’ ’ I think we should try to do as the King wants us to do. ’ ’ What if the King doesn’t know what’s in his best interests? ’ ’ Because he endowed Universities? ’ ’ That victory made him famous. It made him immortal! ’ ’ There’s something deep and dangerous in you. ’ ’ Those eyes of yours are like dark hooks for the soul. ’ ’ You must be prepared to give him the thing you most care for. ’ ’ The thing I care for most is my integrity. ’ ’ Do you see that young woman over there? Dressed in purple and gold? ’ ’ After all, I am merely Your Majesty’s humble servant! ’ ’ That would make me very happy. ’ ’ Well, do you like it? ’ ’ Should I like something that accuses me of being cruel? ’ ’ Am I? You have no claim on me. ’ ’ I have the same claim as every other lover. ’ ’ You are a poet as I am a woman. ’ ’ Poets and women are always free with their hearts, are they not? ’ ’ You give us no choice but to attack and breach your defenses! ’ ’ No knight shall ever breach mine. ’ ’ What we lack in men, we can more than make up for in ships. ’ ’ We are in an island race, Cardinal. ’ ’ We have the best and bravest sailors in the world. ’ ’ Your highness must be looking forward with great anticipation to your wedding? ’ ’ I hear the king was a great horseman… in his time. ’ ’ Don’t tease me. I don’t like it. ’ ’ Will you like it when an old man tries to make love to you? ’ ’ Your grace goes too far. Already. ’ ’ Now you are blasphemous! ’ ’ Gospel says the truth will make you free. ’ ’ Your Grace, we shall drop our truth into the scales… and the scales will fall. ’ ’ I write poems, I don’t know how to be “a poet”. ’ ’ My Lord, I don’t know what to say. ’ ’ Of course I loved her, but from a distance. ’ ’ I ask myself why that should be so. ’ ’ Your Majesty, I’m certain he will rule in your favour. ’ ’ How dare you look at me! I am your Lord and Master, not your brother! ’ ’ You are both banished from court. ’ ’ You will remove yourself from my sight. Do you understand? ’ ’ I have yet to decide whether to make your bedmate a head shorter. ’ ’ I don’t think the English people would ever forgive him! ’ ’ I promise, I’ll take you as my only mistress. ’ ’ I won’t have a thought or an affection for anyone else. ’ ’ Look, I don’t mean he is banished forever. ’ ’ I don’t mean he is banished forever. Just as long as he breathes. ’ ’ You’re going away, why? ’ ’ Must you go? ’ ’ We little people must put our hands into the fire if invited to. ’ ’ Forgive me, I spoke of things I should not. ’ ’ For me, that is the true definition of love. ’ ’ I have an audience with His Majesty? ’ ’ Well, the King is plainly in love with you. ’ ’ What would a silly girl like you have to say to a king? ’ ’ How do you like your charge, sweetheart? ’ ’ It is your duty to use his love to our advantage. ’ ’ Diplomacy is nearly always settled by such proximity. ’ ’ I do not sleep with her. Not whilst you and I are still married. ’ ’ Ah! Your Excellence, allow me to introduce… ’ ’ Someone told me taking infusions was the worst thing. ’ ’ I didn’t see all of his game. Now I do. I despise him. ’ ’ I do believe you love as well and deeply… as any man. ’ ’ Your love is most generous where it is most hurtful. ’ ’ Your Majesty, I beg that you yield to the King’s will. ’ ’ You speak to me of chastity. ’ ’ Have you not a mistress and two children, Your Eminence? ’ ’ I could be seen to be acting against her conjugal rights. ’ ’ You think it’s nothing, to go back to bed with your wife? ’ ’ What do you think is going to happen? ’ ’ Let me make certain things plain to you. ’ ’ It would mean the total ruin of the kingdom. ’ ’ I hear you’ve been unwell? Is it true? ’ ’ Majesty, when was I ever unwell enough not to serve you? ’ ’ Have you no kind things to say? ’ ’ You treat me so unkindly and in public neglect me. ’ ’ The weight of academic opinion is against us. ’ ’ I don’t think anything, but I imagine everything. ’ ’ Do you… do you have a message from the King? ’ ’ You hate him like a scorpion. And why? ’ ’ Madam, you should never presume… ’ ’ You should not abuse the Queen’s honor with such language! ’ ’ Your Majesty must forgive me… ’ ’ I would rather see her hanged than acknowledge her as my mistress! ’ ’ Aren’t you supposed to be running the country? ’ ’ They’re all liars, hypocrites and middle-aged men. ’ ’ Would you prefer them to be women? ’ ’ Have I made you unhappy? ’ ’ I would only be unhappy if you ever stopped loving me. ’ ’ Madame, I pray you, don’t give way. ’ ’ No excellency, I shall never give way. ’ ’ I notice you allow yourself none of the trappings of your great office. ’ ’ Now, my love, let me conceive… and we will have a son. ’ ’ Can you not plead some indisposition? ’ ’ And then, I should be genuinely indisposed! ’ ’ It’s a pretty head in any case, and I don’t want to lose it either. ’ ’ Perhaps, one day this little girl will preside over empires. ’ ’ I’m not heartless, whatever some people think- quite the contrary. ’ ’ I could still do it. I could find a way to poison her. ’ ’ But, why should anyone ever know? ’ ’ No I wouldn’t. I’d die amartyr's death. ’ ’ You understand? You don’t act alone. ’ ’ You’ve never even seen a man being tortured, have you? ’ ’ I’m sure we both know the object that has brought us together. ’ ’ Will you take the Oath? ’

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SEX AND THE CITY SENTENCE STARTERS.

NSFW THEMES.

’ How can you forget a guy you’ve slept with? ’ ’ I don’t like having anything inserted in my anus. ’ ’ I don’t think we’re in single digits anymore. ’ ’ I once dated a guy ‘cause he had a pool. ’ ’ I’d go over and get all cocoa-buttered up. ’ ’ Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan! ’ ’ You dated Mr. Big. I’m dating Mr. Too Big. ’ ’ There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. ’ ’ Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung. ’ ’ It’s so not fair. All the good ones are straight… even the gay ones. ’ ’ I’ll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice. ’ ’ I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come. ’ ’ Well, I don’t know how you people do it. ’ ’ All that emotional chow-chow. It’s exhausting. ’ ’ What am I supposed to say? ’ ’ So what are we going to do? ’ ’ Okay, I’m definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this. ’ ’ Can you have an affair with your own husband? ’ ’ We finally have the penis working. I don’t want to scare it. ’ ’ After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone. ’ ’ You get married and hope for the best. ’ ’ I am sleeping and walking! Sleeping and walking! ’ ’ It’s the end of an era. ’ ’ I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty. ’ ’ The most important thing in life is your family. ’ ’ There are days you love them, and others you don’t. ’ ’ But, in the end, they’re the people you always come home to. ’ ’ Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality. ’ ’ I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? ’ ’ Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored. ’ ’ I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom. ’ ’ Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle at Duane Reid Drugs. ’ ’ Yes, I’m sorry about it all. ’ ’ I found you in my apartment, fell down the stairs, and broke my tooth. ’ ’ Now not only have you ruined my marriage, you’ve ruined my lunch. ’ ’ Will you please not use the f-word in Vera Wang? ’ ’ Have you ever been in love? ’ ’ My shrink says thats a very common fear. ’ ’ Allow me to get right to the point. ’ ’ I have decided that this is the year I am getting married. ’ ’ Fuck me badly once, shame on you. ’ ’ Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. ’ ’ Oh, my god, she’s fashion roadkill! ’ ’ I’m a tri-sexual. I’ll try anything once. ’ ’ You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. ’ ’ Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing. ’ ’ What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx. ’ ’ I think you just found the title of your autobiography. ’ ’ Balls are to men what purses are to women. ’ ’ It’s just a little bag, but we’d feel naked in public without it. ’ ’ I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says ‘virgin’. ’ ’ I have a child. The jig is up. ’ ’ I will never be the woman with the perfect hair. ’ ’ I blow you I feel like I’m flossing. ’ ’ It’s a slippery slope. ’ ’ Here, swear. Swear on Chanel. ’ ’ Oh my god, was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed? ’ ’ I pretended to ignore it for as long as I did. ’ ’ I’m very sorry that you felt the need to come down here. ’ ’ I’m sorry that he moved to Paris and fell in love with me. ’ ’ I’m sorry he cheated on me with you. ’ ’ It’s you day. You get a day. ’ ’ Haven’t we all had sex with ______? ’ ’ They all involved going up my ass. ’ ’ Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant. ’ ’ Sometimes it’s the family you’re born into. ’ ’ Well, first of all, define recently. ’ ’ Have you given birth recently? ’ ’ I didn’t tell ________ I was pregnant. ’

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@chnyul​ | Continued from here

Lately, Chanmi had a lot on her plate. Having a lot on her plate often led to thoughts such as this, philosophical questions, really it was rhetorical, spoken out loud by mistake of her tongue more than anything. She knew of the other member’s of EXO outside of Suho but hardly ever spoke to them, not properly at least, most the time a simple bow and hello was exchanged, but not this time. She’d been lost in a daydream, she knew the male was there but she didn’t know her thoughts were spilling from her lips. 

Often, Chanmi would think this way. She wondered if the stories that the public read of idols painted the idols differently to people than they were themselves. For example, she was seen as a bully due to once giving Choa a ‘glare’ as fans called it, during a performance of short hair and nowadays all her jokes were taken as bullying. That was the picture fans had painted of her due to the stories they read, but Chanmi saw herself differently due to her own stories and adventures- stories the fans would never hear about because they were private and personal and something she wished to keep to herself. 

Idols often had many faces, some that they were willing to show to the world, others they kept just for close friends and family members. Chanmi wouldn’t show her fans how tired she’d get from schedules, the same way she’d not show her family members her on stage persona while with them on a day out. “Well if we were who we said we are, there’d be no fun in getting to know a person now would there oppa?” She questions, raising an eyebrow at him, a small grin on her lips. “An open book is nice but it doesn’t peek curiosity like a closed book does, don’t you think?” And metaphorically, to the public, idols really were a closed book, most pages locked to those who knew them best. She shrugs her shoulders a little, “I was just thinking out loud, mainly... Deep in my thoughts.”

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@suemies | Continued from here

Chanmi too, had a love for flowers and their beauty. For some people, they found beauty in the concrete jungles, but for Chanmi, she found beauty in flowers, for they were colorful, bright, and had emotion to them. If someone had upset a person, they’d send flowers as an apology, people send flowers to show their love and appreciation, as a gift. Flowers were perfect in almost every way. “Orchids? Why orchids?” She asks, tilting her head with curiosity. “Mine would be-- daffodils, or sunflowers.”

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@hxnryz | Continued from here

She nods her head at his words, it was indeed from a musical, one Chanmi had watched when it was produced in South Korea, possibly one of her favorite productions she’d seen. That quote from the song patience and faith was probably one of the lines that stuck with her a lot, came back to her memory often. “You’re right. I hear they’re making a film version of it sometime next year you know?”

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kikiwrites:

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“Ahh… well I am no librarian. However… I guess I can recommend a few” His eyes wander across the section in deep thought as he tucks his own books between his arm and waist. A small pout of his lips and a tap of a finger against his chin, he recalls a few familiar mystery novels he had read during his free time that he found pretty interesting.   “I highly recommend any of Stephen King’s novels, the Sherlock Holmes series. You know, the pretty known classics. A more modern one I have been digging is The Investigation by Jung-Myung Lee, though it’s a little bit more historical” He nudges the more modern book, he had mentioned, out of its original position, and hands the book to the young lady. A shy smile plastered across his face “Honestly, I’m pretty into mystery novels. Hopefully you will enjoy this one even though it’s sort of historical.” 

"Do you need to be a librarian to recommend books?" She asks rhetorically, letting out a soft laugh. Truthfully Chanmi didn't read often but when she had time she liked to indulge in some mysteries, though it seemed to be a past time that she hardly had time for. Many books of hers went unfinished, always telling herself she'd come back to them someday and yet never actually getting around to finishing them. It was unfortunate that the pages would go wasted, at least she'd get to them... One day.

“Oh, doesn't he write horror though? I saw the trailer for a movie from one of his books. IT? Right?" She asks, not certain if the title was correct. "He wrote Sherlock holmes too?" She blinks, somewhat shocked at that fact, she couldn't imagine a horror writer to write something as classic as sherlock holmes. "Modern and historic? Isn't that an oxymoron?" She laughs as she takes the book from the male, looking over the cover before turning to read the blurb. "I'm sure I'll enjoy it though. Best never to judge a book by its cover right?"

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❛ isn’t there one down the next street? ❜ he asks as he continues taking steps backwards until he deems it safe to turn around and walk more properly, throwing a glance at her to check if she’s still following.  ❛ what do you need from the store, again? ❜

"Uuuuh... I think so?" Her tone was uncertain as she moves away from the insect before following behind the male once their bodies were turned in the opposite direction from the wasp. "Oh I needed a few groceries for tonights dinner... Unfortunately we're out of homemade kimchi so I have to buy some from the store until we make some more."

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minpossible:

“That’s true but I don’t know if I should.. as much as I love cake.” She frowned, a soft sigh leaving her lips as she continue to think about if she should cheat on the diet just two days before the music video was going to be posted and comeback stages to follow shortly after it however the thought of sweet cake was slowly taking over her mind and being one to snack in general did not help one bit. “okay, maybe one slice but nothing more! you better not tell anyone.”

"Unnie we all deserve rewards from time to time you know, one slice of cake isn't gonna make you gain 20 pounds!" The younger exclaims to further encourage the older female to indulge just once. Of course it was hard for idols to eat, let alone indulge during comebacks but every now and then a reward was needed to encourage idols to get through their brutal schedules after all. “Ah don’t worry, your secret is safe with me,” she grins before mimicking herself zipping her lips shut.

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hirayi:

( ♡ ) Maybe it was Momo’s inherent trait to see the cuter side of anyone and having just seen one instance of Chanmi’s aegyo, the former was convinced of her abilities to pull of cuteness. Hence when the other disagrees, a mild look of confusion forms on Momo’s face, causing her to tilt her head to one side questioningly. ❝ Mmm, are you sure about that? I thought you were particularly cute and adorable when you pulled the aegyo act on Dream Team. I won’t believe anything but that. ❞ Her expression clears, breaking out into laughter at the words directed at herself. ❝ Alright, I guess if I can make Heechul sunbae-nim’s heart race with my cuteness, I must have something in me to pull it off. You better watch out or I just might melt your heart too. ❞ Pressing a gentle finger to the other’s shoulder, her smile broadens in a playful manner.   

Of course, being the maknae of the group meant having a certain amount of aegyo but alas the aegyo in her group belonged to Jimin and Seolhyun. Not that it bothered Chanmi of course, as long as she wasn't asked to do aegyo often, but she would do it if asked of her, if she was on a variety show and people wanted her to do aegyo but otherwise she wouldn’t do it in public. “I’m pretty sure about that Momo-yah! My charisma outshines my aegyo by miles and miles! You should watch me in other variety shows~ I’m much more charismatic than cute,” she gives her a wink before nodding her head at her. “Of course! See you’re the aegyo master here, you make Heechul oppa’s heart swoon with your cuteness!” She exclaims before laughing. “I’m sure you can! I wouldn’t put it past you~!”

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lvhanx:

“Ah don’t start making me have doubts about it. This party can’t be ruined under any circumstances” he clicked his tongue considering her words. “It was just awkward. She asked me about it that kinda of why didn’t you invite me yet and I had no other choice” he stated with a small sigh before a reassuring smile flashed on his features. “No I know you won’t. We will have fun, okay? She and me are not that close so I’m not expecting us to be spending much time talking”

"You should of just told her that she wasn't invited because she always kills the vibe!" Chanmi replies, ever so blunt as always. "You watch she's gonna be trying to stop everyone from drinking and replace the soju with water," an attempted joke to lighten the conversation up from the topic, after all, being bitter about it wouldn’t help her mood so why not try and make herself laugh about it instead. “Fine, fine, I believe you but if she dulls the party I’m gonna be stealing all of the snacks and then going home to watch trash reality TV instead heh.”

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[text] I’m bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.

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( SMS - my prince )- Uuuuuhhhh...... frosties, as in the cereal?- also what you need to talk about butt stuff for?- the answer is no!

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[text] DON’T YOU DARE PUT YOURSELF DOWN YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL BITCH AND ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU

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( SMS - Daesung )-Ah your support is so kind TT.TT- I really appreciate it thank you so much- I hope there are others that think this way too.

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@mnchrmtq | Continued from here

Truthfully the loud teenagers were causing a nuisance, as teenagers do, but then again they were being rather rowdy and disrupting the entire community. “Ah I’m not with them but I’m flattered you think I look young enough to be in that crowd,” she laughs a little. “Do you want to go get some bubble tea... In another district away from them?”

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@masokai | Continued from here

She frowns a little, feeling bad that the male had to pay for her meal. “Ah are you sure? I mean I could always get Suho oppa to pay...” She gives him a playful grin before shrugging her shoulders. “I’d feel bad if you paid oppa honestly.”