xyz2001xyz
xyz2001xyz
I guess I'm here now
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This place is quite nice hello there nice people
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xyz2001xyz · 23 minutes ago
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tom lehrer up in that great big park in the sky, poisoning pigeons for all eternity. peace out king ✌️
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xyz2001xyz · 29 minutes ago
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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xyz2001xyz · 2 days ago
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seeing someone’s handwriting for the 1st time is lowkey so personal and beautiful idk how to explain it
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xyz2001xyz · 5 days ago
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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xyz2001xyz · 7 days ago
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Call me a pescetarian
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best r/shittyfoodporn post ever. this thing is like a son to me
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xyz2001xyz · 7 days ago
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Folks have got to understand that they probably aren't messed up by some Secret Big Trauma that they just can't remember; but rather by a million tiny microtraumas that they do mostly remember but don't even register as traumatic because nobody actually understood that these things would cause trauma, much less stack on each other over the years.
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xyz2001xyz · 7 days ago
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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xyz2001xyz · 9 days ago
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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.
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xyz2001xyz · 9 days ago
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Pros of re-reading your own fic
a good time;
Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;
Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;
just a very fun time all around.
Cons of re-reading your own fic:
Is that another TYpO
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xyz2001xyz · 10 days ago
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Do you guys remember when everything was awesome
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xyz2001xyz · 10 days ago
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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xyz2001xyz · 10 days ago
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99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors
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xyz2001xyz · 11 days ago
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glad to see those spreading the truth
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xyz2001xyz · 11 days ago
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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工
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xyz2001xyz · 14 days ago
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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xyz2001xyz · 14 days ago
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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.
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xyz2001xyz · 14 days ago
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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
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