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I went to the store the other day and there was a guy in the corner with his girlfriend pretending to choke her out and she seemed like she was into it and all but like it took a serious amount of effort as a bystander to not go over there and tell him his technique was dangerously shit
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Came out of my tumblr hibernation to draw this
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team 7 height headcanon sakura stays taller than them as a little treat
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Their perplexing tag clogger versus our intriguing crossover
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
#warlord vampire#fuck yeah#I was expecting to be a thrall but instead I'm the one enthralling others to fight for me in the blood wars
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The Randomizer
#Jump#3x jump distance#and warding bond#so I can bless someone to jump far and then not immediately break all there bones about it
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Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998
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Okay, but like... people be saying, "Oh if the batfam were in pjo, tim would be a son of athena," and all that. Am I the only one who feels like Tim Drake gives off hermes vibes. Like, I know tim is extremely smart, but also, the things he does just scream hermes.
#hear me out; Dionysius#it'd be funny#that awkward moment when your childhood friend joins a cult dedicated to your dad#so you gotta join your dads cult for the undercover rescue operation#also#theater#Tim's energy drinks versus that one roman son of Bacchus with the over sugered koolaid#but mainly it makes that whole cult situation 3x more hilarious.#*dionysus
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actually genuinely curious about this because anecdotally I think I've seen a shift, maybe even in my own reading patterns
#if the tags are promising and the summary intrigues me I will be clicking on the 913 word 1/? chapter#I will click subscribe and be mildly surprised and overjoyed if it ever updates again.#I will not click on it if it is less than 500 words 1/? with a buncha tags.#or I will#it breaks my heart every time and if the tags are good enough I will not see the word count.#clicking on a 10 word 1/? fic is like running into a painted tunnel for me and I do it often#most of the time I exclude works that are less than 5000 words when searching but when I dont#bonk
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[Image ID: A very confused, and slightly horrified looking Danny Phantom holds the Little Baby Man version of himself that is hugging his hand and purring. /. End ID]
So here's a fun thought: Consider a situation in which LBM is NOT, in fact, a tiny Danny, but a mimic blob ghost that has adopted his image as a form of Batesian self defense. Then imagine Danny's reaction to seeing some fucked up little uncanny valley cat version of himself with zero warning or context.
Per Wikipedia: "Batesian mimicry is a form of mimicry where a harmless species has evolved to imitate the warning signals of a harmful species directed at a predator of them both."
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First day of Ectoberhaunt 2024
For my version of Past Present and Future, I made a redraw of my past (2022) vs with the version of the present with my new style. And in two more years I will do it again.
I hope by then I will have improved
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I have no idea what the Bats would yell as they transform but I like to think they would be puns or at least themed around their hero titles except Batman himself who make it about justice 🙄
Ex:
Nightwing: Nightwing and Flamebird reference
Signal: “Light in the Dark”
Each Robin has a different phrase but they’re all Robin or bird related
And that’s it… that’s as far as I got
My version vs my ref


#Batman: I am Vengeance I am the Night I am *strikes pose* Batman#In the name of justice I will punish you.#it's Batman so there's none of the HYA!! inflection.#love this au concept so much
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cant even enjoy my somno kink. because of woke
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identity crisis swap au where the ghost is fun Danny and the human is super danny
#hero danny having to learn powerless ghost fighting 👀#fun danny doing lazy loop de loops in the sky while hero danny is in a warzone.
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on brothers and breakfast
(bats don’t know who red hood is yet)


thought process: red hood can be short -> what if i made this about dick instead



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