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Werewolf transformation, but with Jackalope’s instead. Inspired by the Shope papilloma virus in bunnies, it’s theorized to be the source of myths about the Jackalope.

It causes horn-like tumors to form, which can bear a resemblance to antlers.

It’s darn tootin’ creepy, so don’t google the virus if you’re squeamish👀

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making a collection

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made a comic

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Every time you eat cheese we fire a calf into the sun

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grandma ass joke

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Juvenile Mexican free-tailed bat, via

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i don't care about your balls stupid

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Look at these pathetic and very pink lobsters covered in barnacles from the Schmidt Ocean Institute ROV dive off Uruguay:

aheem heem 🥺 i got covered in barncles 🥺

(link for the livestream)

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In a language that contains words like devotion, passion, enthusiasm, love, fascination, obsession, etc., I can’t help but regret this tendency to cram all those meanings into "hyperfixation," a word which manages to pathologize and medicalize the act of having interests.

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

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i love when i correctly identify a bird it feels like this

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Triplets born, the throne awaits